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TE-Gooberman
Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:14 am Posts: 2797 Location: Minnesota
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:18 pm Post subject: MMMM.....TASTY SPAM
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this is a spam area, so i figure ima make some use of it.
Our story begins on a lonely hilltop miles from civilization. The furby, kettleshininger, hunts a bunny with his 1 d12+2 greatbow. He lined up the sights on the great beast, but it noticed him before he could impale it with an arrow. The massive bunny charged the bush kettleshininger was hiding in and narrowly missed him with its mighty horns. this was no ordinary cotton-tail, it was a jackalope; the great bunny of lore! The beast turned, a glint of fury in its eye. kettle knew that he wouldnt dodge its horns at this range. He had to find away to distract it. The jackalope charged him, and kettle jumped back in a matrix-esque manner. He snatched up a handful of dust and flung it at the bunny. it hit the horned monster right in the eye. It reared back in pain, and gave a roar of irritation. This was the only chance kettelshininger would have.....he let loose 3 arrows from the thick bow string. 2 landed in the monsters chest, but the 3rd one hit perfectly centered on its nose. the giant bunny fell back, dead as a doornail. Kettle let out a cheer of victory as he went to butcher the jackalope for dinner. his victory, however, was short lived. A bear had been waiting for the rabbit to die, and it emerged from the trees to devour kettle's kill. Kettle would not stand for that. he lit an arrow on fire, and shot at the branch just above the bears head. it caught flame and startled the bear. The branch fell, smacking the bear on the head and lighting him on fire. Kettle did a little jig, certain he had beaten another creature. he would have alot to eat that night. The bear wasnt ready to die yet....TO BE CONTINUED!
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