yea, it would get messy. so im just gonna convert it to a flash movie
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:29 pm ] |
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THE CONTINUATION: Kettle was slicing, gunning and slaughtering his way through mountains of guards. They just kept coming out the barracks' at either side of the reactor. 'What is this? C&C? How many guys do they have in their?' Kettle thought. He wired C4 along the foundation of both barracks' and then set a fuse to the main door of the reactor. He lured 200+ soldiers toward him, then BooM! He hit the switch and both structures went up in an inferno of firey death. It rained body parts as the blood soaked furbie 'sploded the doors, and stepped inside. The smell of nuclear waste hit him...it was disgusting...Then he realized that he was standing under the vent to the mens room. Eww. He walked into the lobby and there were a dozen or more guards sitting on couches or watching TV. 'What the hell kind nuclear reactor is this???' Kettle wondered.....He went into the bathroom to clean up before he walked in to the lobby. He came out wearing his best tux, and went to the receptionist. She asked, "Can I help you?" "Yea.....what kind of nuclear reactor has a swimming pool!?" Kettle pointed to the door to the pool. "Nuclear reactor....? oooo no, you're mistaken. This is Newcleer Reataurant. Its French. I think. You are the second commando to make that mistake...and seeing as you killed all of our bell hops and security...why not stay a night?" Kettle was dumbfounded. He had slain over 2000 resort security guards and bell hops. The receptionist was a clueless ditz. 'This place will make nice kindling' Kettle thought with glee. A mushroom cloud rose high over the tree tops as the 'Newflere Refarter' or whatever it was, blew into a billion tiny pieces. Kettle made off before the police arrived and found his little mess. Oh well, he thought. The corpses will cover up the remains of the hotel. He came to the road and started hitch hiking. There was no way in hell he was walking anymore today. TO BE CONTINUED! |
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| Author: | (houngry)HAMMY! [ Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:55 pm ] |
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POST MORE SOON!!!!! |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:20 pm ] |
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ok...its a been awhile but here it is: After many hours of thumb pointing, kettle finally got a ride. the driver seemed familiar...but he had a hat tipped over his face so kettle couldnt tell who it was. he climbed in and noticed the driver adjust the rear view mirror so kettle wouldnt be able to get a good look at him. the little furby was feeling vaguely uncomfortable now. but it didnt matter...he wanted to get into a nice hotel (one that didnt look like a nuclear reactor =/ ) and sleep for a few days... as the car approached a small town, the driver pulled over. kettle sat up in his seat, and demanded y they had stopped. "oh, dont worry. we'll be staying at my place." the driver told him "umm...ok..." kettle replied, feeling nervous. they got out of the car and kettle followed the rather large figure of his savior. by god, hes familiar...it was nagging kettle horribly. he just couldnt place who this huge kind of smelly thing was...then he recognized the smell...it was a burnt smell. like...when u hock a hairball in a microwave...kettle suddenly knew who this was. he had to escape and save himself... TO BE CONTINUED ....at a later date. |
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| Author: | TE-Kalidor [ Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:01 pm ] |
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O.o You need to make a 'book' out of this... |
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| Author: | TE-Hammy [ Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:21 pm ] |
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nah... it would be to popular wit da 'youths' and he would be politicaly assasinated (cause hes a assasin) |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:26 pm ] |
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yea, it would get messy. so im just gonna convert it to a flash movie
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| Author: | TE-Hammy [ Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:29 pm ] |
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... and ill make it a quality one 
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| Author: | TE-Deadman Inc. [ Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:07 am ] |
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I am not reading that! |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:12 pm ] |
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o cmon dead 
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| Author: | TE-Hammy [ Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:29 pm ] |
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O.o but how will you no the things that little kettle goes through??? :'( |
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