I'm back from Xbox reality as you might know from the title of this post. I read the post about |WAR| having a 41 page post or something. And I only got to page 5 when my computer satarting loading it kinda slow. I read what Gooberman said and I gotta say something important:
I'M GONNA DO THAT!!!
And what Gooberman said was:
things to do in an elevator:
1) stand in the corner staring at the wall and dont get off.
2)make a 'bing!' noise at every floor
3)shake everyones hand when they get on and tell them to call u 'Admiral'
4)make a loud fart noise in the back, then when everyone looks at u smack a guy in the back of the head and mumble 'inconsiderate...'
5)scream periodically
6)stare intently at the side of someones head until they look at u, then exclaim 'im wearing new socks!'
7)stick ur finger in someones face and ask them what it smells like
stand in the middle of the group holding a small paper bag. rip a hole in the bottom, and say 'oooh crap...it got out'
9)when someone presses a floor button, press the button for the floor just b4 the one they want to get off on.
10)stand in the door once everyones aboard, facing them. after a few seconds, say 'oh sorry...' and step inside.
11)everytime the doors open frantically mash the 'close door' button.
12)insist that u give everybody a welcome aboard hug
13)say goodbye to people when they get off, and then try to fight back the 'tears'.
14)stare at someone out of the corner of ur eye, then when they look at u quickly look away. then tell them to stop staring at u.
15)carry a sock puppet with u and have a conversation with it about sex, alcohol, violence, etc.
And umm, sorry if the post is kinda big. I got a few pictures everyone should see and the links are:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/cotton-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/picture-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0432-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/parksign-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0378-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/drugcats-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/bush_pimp-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0441-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/toiletpaper_copy1-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/hellfrozeover-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0189-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0176-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/creative_adv ... g-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0432-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/biker_dude-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/peepee-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/stolen_car-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/superstars-jpg.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0175-jpg.html
Sorry if its a bit, and I'm not exactly sure what those pictures are, but there funny, you'll get a laugh and some are a bit awkward. Sorry if its not appropriate. Once again sorry if this post is to big.
If I can't change my name then I understand.
I knew that.....I think