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TE-Gooberman
Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:14 am Posts: 2797 Location: Minnesota
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:51 pm Post subject:
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My feelings on Brawl would give a Nintendo fan a stroke, aneurysm, heart attack and case of hemorrhoids all at the same time.
I don't have to play it to tell you that it's like every other first party title released by Nintendo in the last 5 or so years. They're just taking one of their existing series, updating it with questionable graphics and gameplay features, then sending it into the big city with $20 stapled to its forehead. Read: Metroid, Zelda, Mario, and every other icon they've birthed from their stretched and flimsy womb.
Brawl is essentially the same way from what I gather; it looks exactly like Melee, which was a most stinky turd, even by Gamecube standards, though it does have Massive Ass Flaps or whatever they call the big, fancy moves that each character has. I've seen them, and they were about as impressive as a wet fart.
Oh, and, while I'm on the subject of ranting about stupid things gaming does that I can't stand, let's talk about this: someone says Mario, Sonic and other such platforming icons should be retired from gaming. This brings about a wave of morons crying "Blasphemy!"
Honestly, if "Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games" wasn't the cut and run point and last nail in the coffin for those aging losers, what the Christass is?
Well, if you didn't want to know, you shouldn't have mentioned it.
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