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Author: | Qpan [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:33 pm ] |
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... LMAO |
Author: | TE-4ev3r [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:22 pm ] |
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Silly old ladies... |
Author: | TE-Braveskin [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:50 pm ] |
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TE Braveskin: Unplug your PC mX tOm ClaNcY: umm mX tOm ClaNcY: do what now? TE Braveskin: remove the power cord from the back of your PC mX tOm ClaNcY: ok mX tOm ClaNcY: now what? |
Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:09 pm ] |
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I'd pay money for tech support like that. |
Author: | Qpan [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:36 pm ] |
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... |
Author: | TE-4ev3r [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:59 pm ] |
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'nuf said. |
Author: | Qpan [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:22 am ] |
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? |
Author: | TE-4ev3r [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:17 pm ] |
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Tech support: What's the problem? Customer: My mouse doesn't work Tech support: Is it plugged in? Customer: yeah, but all it does is squeak and try to run away. I had to staple its tail to the port! *click* |
Author: | TE-Krogoth [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:48 pm ] |
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LOL |
Author: | Qpan [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:21 pm ] |
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. |
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