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Author:  Qpan [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:33 pm ]
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

LMAO

Author:  TE-4ev3r [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:22 pm ]
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Silly old ladies...

Author:  TE-Braveskin [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:50 pm ]
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TE Braveskin: Unplug your PC
mX tOm ClaNcY: umm
mX tOm ClaNcY: do what now?
TE Braveskin: remove the power cord from the back of your PC
mX tOm ClaNcY: ok
mX tOm ClaNcY: now what?

Author:  TE-Gooberman [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:09 pm ]
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I'd pay money for tech support like that.

Author:  Qpan [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:36 pm ]
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

Author:  TE-4ev3r [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:59 pm ]
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Image

'nuf said.

Author:  Qpan [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:22 am ]
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Author:  TE-4ev3r [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:17 pm ]
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Tech support: What's the problem?
Customer: My mouse doesn't work

Tech support: Is it plugged in?
Customer: yeah, but all it does is squeak and try to run away. I had to staple its tail to the port!

*click*

Author:  TE-Krogoth [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:48 pm ]
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LOL

Author:  Qpan [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:21 pm ]
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

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