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TE-Hammy
Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:43 pm Posts: 3204
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:29 pm Post subject:
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Hammy!:
=*TE*= Gooberman: yes please, with extra onions
Hammy!: chilli?
=*TE*= Gooberman: a little
Hammy!: sausage?
=*TE*= Gooberman: pass
Hammy!: infant brains?
=*TE*= Gooberman: OH! in a to-go cup.
Hammy!: martha stewerts penis?
=*TE*= Gooberman: can...can you umm...like...gift wrap it?
Hammy!: kk
Hammy!: we get that alot
=*TE*= Gooberman: how many does she have?
=*TE*= Gooberman: or are these novelty penises?
Hammy!: please pull up to the 2nd win- they are the real thing, she grows them in her garden
Hammy!: you see, its he clone garden
Hammy!: she goes *snip* and they get all O.O'
=*TE*= Gooberman: the clones scream, eh?
Hammy!: nah, she messed with their genes so they wouldnt
=*TE*= Gooberman: oh, i'll take some of those jeans. i wear a 36.
Hammy!: *slap* NO DUMBASS genes not jeans
=*TE*= Gooberman: i still wear genes. i stitch them into lovely little baby shoes to strap onto my victims before i bludgeon them to death with a panini.
Hammy!: ohh ok
Hammy!: $3.58 at the second window
=*TE*= Gooberman: do you take checks?
Hammy!: no
Hammy!: cash and bags of nickles
=*TE*= Gooberman: how about armed robberies from an overweight man named phil?
Hammy!: no
=*TE*= Gooberman: damn.
Hammy!: the bags of nickles are fun cause we beat the crapr out of you with them with said bag!
=*TE*= Gooberman: well, i have an old blue rasberry flavored sucker i found under the seat of my car. will that count towards payment?
Hammy!: yeah
Hammy!: that will take away 1.3089%
=*TE*= Gooberman: swingin'.
=*TE*= Gooberman: OH! i have the neighbor's kid i promised to take to the mall of america 4 days ago...
Hammy!: sure!
Hammy!: we'll give you some gift cards
=*TE*= Gooberman: teh alsum!
Hammy!: wait... does he have any diseases?
=*TE*= Gooberman: he has the disease of good will towards men. but that can be beaten out of him.
Hammy!: YAY! we have a hammer if you'd like to help!
=*TE*= Gooberman: wewt!
This is not the sandwich you are looking for. Move along.
Ze Sechs-fire wrote: | [22:00] [df]Braveskin: Can AfroMuffin spend the night at my house? [22:00] [df]Braveskin: I have movize [22:00] Hammy: No. You'll touch him. [22:00] Hammy: With gusto. [22:00] Hammy: He's not even a day old, pedophile. [22:00] Hammy: >:l [22:00] [df]Braveskin: plez!! |
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