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TE-Noxwizard
Joined: Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:59 pm Posts: 942 Location: Texas
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:31 pm Post subject:
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It's on the Proboards forum. Here you go:
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We had a conversation on the KK server the other night, when Krog and I were eating cookies and playing. It's hilarious.
~~ Start Game ~~
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: mmm, cookies"
MSG: "=|TE|= Mr.Sniffy: you are a cookie krog"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: they are chocolate chip"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: yes"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: hot out of the oven"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Nox made my Trbes Crashed"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: i did....im so good i can clear harddrives too"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: I looked behind my back and nox Scared my tribes away"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: lol"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: Killer, Krog and i have hot cookies"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Hmm"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: choco?"
MSG: "=|TE|= Mr.Sniffy: you are hot cookies!"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: choco chip"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: I got choco cake"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: take that"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: we have both"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: had*"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: oh"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: umm....i have.....oreos...."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: hmm"
MSG: "=|TE|= Mr.Sniffy: well i have mini-pizzas"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: i got Steak"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: How'd You Like Them Apples?"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: cookies are better"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: its a saying krog"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: i know"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: "
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: how'd you like them cookies"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: figured"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: i got a better one"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: how u like dem goobers?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Your mom goes to college"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: :p"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: how'd you like them chocolate chip cookies"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Stop making fun of me"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: how about\" How you like them TE\""
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: i don't"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: "
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: your chocolate chip cookie goes to college"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: j/k"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: u cant hate me....im too huggable and soft"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: I don't hate you"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: you have a cream filling?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Hmmmm..."
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: its fudge-y"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: or is it nuguat"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: in my cake"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: only if you squeeze him too hard?"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: dont....."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: im chewing on a goober"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: better say good bye to ur friend"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: erm...."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: take that krog"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman polishes =**TE**=Krogoth's rocket."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: how do u polishe a rocket?"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: i do a lot of rocket polishing in anni"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: very carefully"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: hey a bot helped"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: i found a turret cuz of it"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: believe in the bot"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: yeah, help out"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Stupid bots"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: it stole ur kill "
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: o well"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: brb"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: cookie run"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "Baldur dies."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: krog i feal bad for u"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: my own bot shot me in the back just to kill the other one"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: yum yum"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: why do you feel sorry for him?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: nox, did u bring enough for the entire LAN?"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: he can get cookies too"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Brotherly Love"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: i tried that once"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: still getting the cookie out of my disk drive"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: did you hear me goober?"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: o....who?"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: what?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: whjat?"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: im cnfused"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: you asked if i brought enough for the lan"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: o yea"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: did u?"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: I said:"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: i tried that once"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: still getting the cookie out of my disk drive"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: o lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: he sent it Fed-Ex"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: send one in the mail then"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: yea"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: exactly"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: I'll put it in an envelope"
MSG: "Wulfila: u sending cookies by mail?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Yes."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: so?"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: nah, just put a stamp and address on it"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Its a hoobie"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: no envelope"
MSG: "Wulfila: just checking... lol"
MSG: "Wulfila: send then international too? lol"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: and make sure the postal guy eats b4 he delivers it...."
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: No"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: sure"
MSG: "Wulfila: Why thank you kind sir!"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: have to charge extra"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: cover the whole thing in stamps"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: but then....."
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: wont it ruin it?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Hmmmm..."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: No."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: I'll send cake"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: gives it texture"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^ connected to the game."
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: who wants pudding....im sending it thru UPS"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: i can add ur name to the list"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: no we want...."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: why"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: that forseti or w/e has an AIMBOT"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: got like 3 airdiscs"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Hmmmm..."
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard initiated a vote to change the mission to raindance (Capture the Flag)."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: this lags"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Stupid bots"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: and the Rain doesn't help"
MSG: "Vote to change the mission to raindance (Capture the Flag) did not pass: 3 to 3 with 5 abstentions."
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: can we put all the bots on 1 team, and us on the other?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: hmm"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: We shall go to TE server"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: yay!"
MSG: "Wulfila: yes"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: we're goin home"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: we should have partice"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: i'll bring cookies"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Run home pig Run home"
MSG: "Wulfila: and pudding?"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: yes"
MSG: "Wulfila: Yooohooo!"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: and cake"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: house party"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: woot! who needs points when u have nox's cookies"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: Huah! BAD BOYS! What ya want, what ya want, whatcha gonna do?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: im having a bake sell"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: u watching that show Jaffe?"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: Cops?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: thats a good show to watch Homeless people beat up someone"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: yea cops"
MSG: "KK-vagrant is no longer on a team."
MSG: "KK-vagrant became an observer."
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: sometimes"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: we're watching: Cooking with Noxwizard"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: when I'm bored"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: lol"
MSG: "Wulfila: lol"
MSG: "You spank yourself."
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: The recipe is called Goobers cake"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: better than hanging myself"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: just add one Gooberman"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: i can only hope to imagine nox in a chefs hat and apron"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "KK-vagrant: !hi jaffe i would like to have a chat about youre recent comments"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: I would put my name on it"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: Chef Noxwizard"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^ is no longer on a team."
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^ became an observer."
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: I like that"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: what did Jaffe say?"
MSG: ""
MSG: "KK-vagrant: dang it was that not whisper? lol"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: tell us all y don't ya"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: lol"
MSG: "KK-vagrant: i can whisper i just forget which character to put in front"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: =?"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: nope, I can whisper"
MSG: "KK-vagrant: =who can hear this?"
MSG: "Wulfila: me"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: all of us"
MSG: "KK-vagrant: Doh!"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: shhh"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: you shouldn't have said anything"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: "
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: say a secret first"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: ="
MSG: "Forseti dies."
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: then we will tell you if we can hear it"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol;"
MSG: "KK-vagrant: hahah lol"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: lol"
MSG: "GHOST: im new at this"
MSG: "GHOST: how do u play"
MSG: "GHOST: how do u play tribes shoot everyone?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: hey i see nox"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: Only shoot Red"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: shoot the ppl with the red triangle"
MSG: "Wulfila: yes, everyone with a red arrow on their head"
MSG: "GHOST: what bout green?"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: now, how about that secret?"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: ignore them"
MSG: "Wulfila: green are your friends"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Also, when u see krog on ur Screen, Be sure to take a few shos"
MSG: "Sargant: people with green are your team"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: green is your team"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: thx killer"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: No Problem."
MSG: "GHOST: whats an admin???"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: I Don't Know."
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: someone with power"
MSG: "Wulfila: No hablos englais."
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: someone the server owner gave some power to"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: tuff luck"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Someone that sends people to the moon"
MSG: "GHOST: what can u do withi it?"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: admin can do impossible things. like make snot come out of their nose"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: ban/kick stuff like that"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: o well...that too"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: and take Nox cookies from him"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: and give them to me"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: I'd like to see one of them try"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: ok"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: he'll bite your hand"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Look out ur window"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: j/k"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: hes like a rabid badger!"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: u see that car on the sstreet"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: thats mee"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: hold on"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: waiting to take ur cookies"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: let me get the 20 gauge"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: aww, looks like he figured out Whisper"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Woohoo!"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Lets party"
MSG: "Wulfila: P{}|}{+_)vgd+_)(*&!@#$%^&?><MN!@#$%!@#$%^&*()_)_+?><L:M"
MSG: "GHOST: this is kinda like HALO"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: sorta"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: yes"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: dangit nox y u shoot at me"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: ahhahhaha!"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Nox shot at me with hes 20 gauge"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: the police station is down the street"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: they'd hear it"
MSG: "KK-vagrant: *now"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: Hmmm..."
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: let me get the silenced shotgun"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: help theres a \"KILLER\" outside my house"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: umm KK what did jaffe say?"
MSG: "Wulfila: No"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: he said Hmmm"
MSG: "KK-vagrant: see"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: I didn't see Jaffe say anytihng bad"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: just trhat we like cops"
MSG: "<!>JaFFe^: We just wanted to talk about something, make sure everything was sraight"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: I will burn down nox, and Krog's school"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: he said he likes Cooking with Noxwizard better"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: we graduated friday"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: So"
MSG: "KK-vagrant: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: i still will burn it down"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: good"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: do mine while ur at it"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: should have done it sooneer"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: school burning Party, everyone invited"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: and have bollons that say nox, and Krog did it on the burning roof"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: Chef Nox and Krog"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Get ur hats"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: the cookies influenced me to do it"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: today on TEH KROGONOXINATOR"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: nox get ur hot dogs"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: what to do what to do"
MSG: "KK-vagrant: hahahehehe"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: today, we will learn how to cook Stir Fry KILLER"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: im gonna invent a reclinable toilet and call it the \"KROGONOXINATOR\""
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: no thx"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: as long as it isn't the Cloginator"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: but u could be famous"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: hey i got some fat on my bounds "
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Mhmm"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: u shouldnt cook ur clan members"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: but im tasty"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: how would you know?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: With this Choco cake in me"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: all we do is love u guys, and u decide to make me into a cake"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: I'm the leader, I can do what I want, and he tastes good"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: nothing can stop you"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: hmm"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: u better make some ice cream out of sniffy to go with my cake"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: ok, how about Flambe CreepingDeath"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: theres a person at my door with a sign holding: Nox wants ur arm, 50 $"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: hmm, I thought it was $25"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: I raised it"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: nox is so cheap"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: lol"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: "
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: lock the door, pull the blinds and hide under the table"
MSG: "KK-vagrant: lol"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: yeah, no cookies for Killer"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: i'll get my 20 gauge"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: i'll get my 40 gauge"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: is yours silenced?"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: 21 1/2 guage"
MSG: "Forseti gets his guts blown out by %TE% Noxwizard's shotgun."
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: get my 5 gauge"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: there is no 40 gauge "
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: i made it"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "=**TE**=Krogoth: i'm a deathmercant on the side"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: 1,908,365 to the 4th power gauge....."
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: mine doesn't use gunpowder"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: West Side?"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: you put a stick of TNT in it, then the shell"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "%TE% Noxwizard: packs a wollop"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: No duh"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: then u throw the gun at them"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: lol"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: and run like the wind"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: no"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Nox flys"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: nox can fly?"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Yep"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: i seen him do"
MSG: "=|TE|= Gooberman: explains alot"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Im going to make a commerial"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: First he gets a stick of TNT"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: Shoots hes gun to the ground"
MSG: "=+TE+=_KILLER_: and there u have it thingy"
~~ Server Crash ~~
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