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TE-Gooberman


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Post Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:06 am    Post subject: oh my
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holy shat. im the moderator of the spam area. this is the happiest day of my life. anyway, i got rather bored while waiting for AA to download and i came up with this oregon trail scenario (my dad even helped alittle). its roughly based on oregon trail 3. enjoy

u decide to hunt. u see a blob that looks remotely squirrel like. u shoot at it. OH NOES! ur gun somehow backfires and u shoot ur stupid self in the foot. the blob flees in terror. u choose to dress the wound with ur own clothing. 3 days later, with no spare clothing, u get frostbite on your nipples and die. u have FOUR travelers left. u come to a river. u can tell after an extensive examination that its a raging torrent of foaming white death and filled with 40 foot sea serpents. u choose to have your horses fight the current and drag ur lazy butt along. the horses get eaten by the serpents. u choose to pull the wagon the rest of the way across urself. fortunately for u, the sea serpents come down with dysentery from eating the horses and die. just as ur about to make it to the opposite shore, u get snagged on a rock and teh current rends u in two. u have THREE travelers left. having failed to shoot that blob, u are quite hungry. u decide to make burgers out of the sea serpents remains. the dysentary ruins the flavor a bit, but it works. suddenly, u begin choking on what u hope is a peanut! u die tragically. u have TWO travellers left. after fighting off ravenous animals and getting over wiping your self with poison ivy, u get to fort LAGWORTH. upon seeing their destination, the remaining 2 travellers, jack and betty, begin to fight over who gets to go thru teh gates first. jack slams betty with a hard left hook, but she quickly recovers and gives him a powerbomb followed up by an elbow smash. jack gets back to his feet and charges betty with a clothesline. she goes down but grabs jack by the ankle and drags him down too. she pinches at him frantically until he ceases to exist. u have ONE traveller left. as betty makes a run for the gates, they slam shut and she gets smooshed in between. jack was the doctor, he may have been able to stitch her torso back onto her legs. shame. u have NO travellers left. the wheel falls off your wagon. u neeed to fix it or else u cant continue. thank you for playing OREGON TRAIL: SPECIAL EDITION.


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Post Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:26 am    Post subject:
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shut up


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Post Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:47 pm    Post subject:
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i think i have offended a hard core oregon trail fan....i apologize.

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Post Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:00 pm    Post subject:
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Thank me for it. :P

I actually did do it. :P



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Post Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:12 pm    Post subject:
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ohh crap... the world is coming to an end ( -_-)


This is not the sandwich you are looking for. Move along.
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Ze Sechs-fire wrote:
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: Can AfroMuffin spend the night at my house?
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: I have movize
[22:00] Hammy: No. You'll touch him.
[22:00] Hammy: With gusto.
[22:00] Hammy: He's not even a day old, pedophile.
[22:00] Hammy: >:l
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: plez!!
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Post Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:34 pm    Post subject:
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you forgot where baby Joey mistakes a rattlesnke for a rattle toy.


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Post Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:45 pm    Post subject:
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nah that hasnt happend yet... gawd


This is not the sandwich you are looking for. Move along.
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Ze Sechs-fire wrote:
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: Can AfroMuffin spend the night at my house?
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: I have movize
[22:00] Hammy: No. You'll touch him.
[22:00] Hammy: With gusto.
[22:00] Hammy: He's not even a day old, pedophile.
[22:00] Hammy: >:l
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: plez!!
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Post Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:03 pm    Post subject:
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*deep sigh...who wants me to turn this into an epic mini series?

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Post Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:43 pm    Post subject:
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hmmm

maybe a comic strip..??



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hammy would hit anything as long as he couldnt tell what its gender was.
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Post Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:15 pm    Post subject:
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i wish i wish i wish i could draw. i suppose i could try. but then i'd need a scanner-er...to get it on teh interweb

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