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TE-Gooberman
Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:14 am Posts: 2797 Location: Minnesota
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:06 am Post subject: oh my
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holy shat. im the moderator of the spam area. this is the happiest day of my life. anyway, i got rather bored while waiting for AA to download and i came up with this oregon trail scenario (my dad even helped alittle). its roughly based on oregon trail 3. enjoy
u decide to hunt. u see a blob that looks remotely squirrel like. u shoot at it. OH NOES! ur gun somehow backfires and u shoot ur stupid self in the foot. the blob flees in terror. u choose to dress the wound with ur own clothing. 3 days later, with no spare clothing, u get frostbite on your nipples and die. u have FOUR travelers left. u come to a river. u can tell after an extensive examination that its a raging torrent of foaming white death and filled with 40 foot sea serpents. u choose to have your horses fight the current and drag ur lazy butt along. the horses get eaten by the serpents. u choose to pull the wagon the rest of the way across urself. fortunately for u, the sea serpents come down with dysentery from eating the horses and die. just as ur about to make it to the opposite shore, u get snagged on a rock and teh current rends u in two. u have THREE travelers left. having failed to shoot that blob, u are quite hungry. u decide to make burgers out of the sea serpents remains. the dysentary ruins the flavor a bit, but it works. suddenly, u begin choking on what u hope is a peanut! u die tragically. u have TWO travellers left. after fighting off ravenous animals and getting over wiping your self with poison ivy, u get to fort LAGWORTH. upon seeing their destination, the remaining 2 travellers, jack and betty, begin to fight over who gets to go thru teh gates first. jack slams betty with a hard left hook, but she quickly recovers and gives him a powerbomb followed up by an elbow smash. jack gets back to his feet and charges betty with a clothesline. she goes down but grabs jack by the ankle and drags him down too. she pinches at him frantically until he ceases to exist. u have ONE traveller left. as betty makes a run for the gates, they slam shut and she gets smooshed in between. jack was the doctor, he may have been able to stitch her torso back onto her legs. shame. u have NO travellers left. the wheel falls off your wagon. u neeed to fix it or else u cant continue. thank you for playing OREGON TRAIL: SPECIAL EDITION.
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