u guys will probly think im CRAZY but i like tat story its cool
.....like this picture right hrer
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| Author: | TE-Hammy [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:50 pm ] |
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u guys will probly think im CRAZY but i like tat story its cool .....like this picture right hrer
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| Author: | TE-Hammy [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:52 pm ] |
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WHY DIDNT IT WORK!!!! |
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| Author: | TE-Kalidor [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:02 pm ] |
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i dont think *.bmp things work in forums... |
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| Author: | TE-Hammy [ Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:35 am ] |
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ohh... POST MORE OF THE STORY (please?) |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:44 pm ] |
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Furbies tale: continued. The lake came into view, just above the tree tops. Kettle had to land in the water, otherwise he would be nothing more than a skid mark. He flapped his arms in an attempt to get closer and it worked....too well. He shot half way across the lake, landing in the deep, murky water. Kettle knew he wasnt out of the woods yet (figuratively speaking), as the legendary PARANOCTOSHARKOBUG was said to dwell in the depths of the lake. Kettle frantically paddled toward shore with his stubby arms, but to little avail. He heard violins and bass's playing in the background and knew he was in trouble. Kettle looked below the surface just in time to see the huge tentacles shoot out and wrap around him. It was all over...he was dragged under. He twisted in the creatures grasp and caught a glimpse of its massive toothty jaws opening up to take a bite out of him. At that very moment, a harpoon penetrated the surface of the water and skewered the giant shark thing, it thrashed in agony and released Kettleshininger. He swam to the surface and sucked in fresh air. The lake was turning a dull red...the creature was slain. Looking about for his rescuer, he noticed a small boat floating towards him. Aboard the boat was a man with 2 peg-legs, a peg arm, a cork-screw arm, a wooden groin(?), an eye patch, and a crooked glass eye...'Oh hell....i was probably safer with the...sharkto- whatever it was'. The blood was starting to attract other creatures to the kill. Kettle thought that being rescued by a freakish pirate was better than floating in the water. He climbed aboard the raft. TO BE CONTINUED! |
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| Author: | Hammy [ Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:08 pm ] |
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Hamms addicted, POST!!! |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:23 pm ] |
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THE CONTINUATION: Kettle was sitting in the raft wondering 'how do i keep getting into these situations...' The crusty pirate had introduced himself as 'The Admiral'. He was babbling about how he lost all of his various body parts. "ooo ya. lost my first leg when i was swimmin off the shore in this here lake...that sharkto whatever got it...then i wanted revenge i swam back out with a steak tied my waste. i found the thing, but it got me leg and the steak before i could get 'im. so a friend o mine suggested that i...o yea...that i go out there with a shotgun. didnt work. lost me crotch. i lost me eyes in a tragic incident involving nuclear waste...." He just stood there for a minute..."o yea...lost me arms when uhh..when dey got stuck in a bear trap...i tried to get the first one out with me other arm but i ended up having to gnaw them both off. what kind of sicko leaves free food in of those things??" Kettle asked him "you mentioned radioactive waste....where did it come from?" "oo...huh? who're you? what are u doin on my...DEMONS!!! THEY IN MY NOSE!! ARGGGH!" and with that, The Admiral flung himself off the boat and into the water. Just then, kettle came around the corner in the raft and saw a huge nuclear reactor. for some reason, he felt compelled to go there. The furbie began to ready himself for combat. he used lake muck as camo makeup. he caught a gopher and used its skins to make a lightweight yet durable kevlar jacket. he fashioned an M4 carbine from twigs, berries, rocks, and dried leaves. he was ready to kick some ass! The raft lodged in the muck and he disembarked onto the shore....there were soldiers everywhere. Kettle pulled out a pointy stick, snuck up behind a soldier, and jabbed him in the neck. the guard died instantly, but another was coming to investigate. Kettle climbed a nearby tree and waited....the guard noticed the corpse, radioed for backup, and hundreds of soldiers came pouring from the reactor. IT WAS ON, FOO! TO BE CONTINUED |
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| Author: | TE-Kalidor [ Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:45 am ] |
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Hahahahaha...nice. |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:55 pm ] |
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im still coming up with the next part....gimme another day.... |
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| Author: | TE-Kalidor [ Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:23 am ] |
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Pfft. I don't 'come up with it'... I IMPROVISE. Know what that means? Means the world ends as a giant purble puddle of fecal matter. |
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