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TE-Gooberman
Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:14 am Posts: 2797 Location: Minnesota
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:29 pm Post subject:
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THE CONTINUATION:
Kettle was slicing, gunning and slaughtering his way through mountains of guards. They just kept coming out the barracks' at either side of the reactor. 'What is this? C&C? How many guys do they have in their?' Kettle thought. He wired C4 along the foundation of both barracks' and then set a fuse to the main door of the reactor. He lured 200+ soldiers toward him, then BooM! He hit the switch and both structures went up in an inferno of firey death. It rained body parts as the blood soaked furbie 'sploded the doors, and stepped inside. The smell of nuclear waste hit him...it was disgusting...Then he realized that he was standing under the vent to the mens room. Eww. He walked into the lobby and there were a dozen or more guards sitting on couches or watching TV. 'What the hell kind nuclear reactor is this???' Kettle wondered.....He went into the bathroom to clean up before he walked in to the lobby. He came out wearing his best tux, and went to the receptionist. She asked, "Can I help you?"
"Yea.....what kind of nuclear reactor has a swimming pool!?" Kettle pointed to the door to the pool.
"Nuclear reactor....? oooo no, you're mistaken. This is Newcleer Reataurant. Its French. I think. You are the second commando to make that mistake...and seeing as you killed all of our bell hops and security...why not stay a night?"
Kettle was dumbfounded. He had slain over 2000 resort security guards and bell hops. The receptionist was a clueless ditz. 'This place will make nice kindling' Kettle thought with glee.
A mushroom cloud rose high over the tree tops as the 'Newflere Refarter' or whatever it was, blew into a billion tiny pieces. Kettle made off before the police arrived and found his little mess. Oh well, he thought. The corpses will cover up the remains of the hotel.
He came to the road and started hitch hiking. There was no way in hell he was walking anymore today. TO BE CONTINUED!
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