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| Author: | TE-LOLO [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:51 pm ] |
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what do you call a blonde with pig tails ????? a blow job with handle bars |
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| Author: | TE-Pengwin [ Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:02 am ] |
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...hmm uggghhh |
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| Author: | ^AU^Telfontufguy [ Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:42 pm ] |
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here are a bunch of lame ass blonde joke some are funny but some are dumb as hell so there is your warning Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too. Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A: A brain tumor. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay). Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? A: A blond doing cartwheels Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants? A: Pick them up off the floor Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Because she blows the horn! Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: Because she's been laid all over the country. Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub. Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door alright thats enough |
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| Author: | Inferno [ Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:38 pm ] |
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how do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool. |
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| Author: | Inferno [ Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:43 pm ] |
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Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay). |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:34 am ] |
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what did the fat dumb blonde say about her weight? "my thighs are flabby, but my stomach covers them up" |
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| Author: | TE-4ev3r [ Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:12 pm ] |
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Ok, this blond walks into a store, and says to the clerk: "Can I buy that tv? " THe clerk replies, "We don't sell to blondes." THe blonde dies her hair brown, then goes back, and asks for the TV again. THe clerk replies: "We don't sell to blondes" SO the blonde dies her hair black and goes back. Once again the clerk says: "We don't sell to blondes" THe girls asks:"how did you know I was a blonde?!" the clerk replies: "Because that's a microwave" |
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| Author: | SwëêtÅñgël [ Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:28 pm ] |
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You know.. i used to be blonde =) So you guys are being mean.. stupid fags =) |
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| Author: | TE-Deadman Inc. [ Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:14 am ] |
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Black hair all the WAY! You turned brunnet now? |
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| Author: | TE-4ev3r [ Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:10 am ] |
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Aaah, poor sweet. You weren't so fragile when you were Hitman. Has anni softened you up? j/k Dark brown, blonde highlights, surfer cut is the way i go. The chics dig it! |
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