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TE-LOLO
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Post Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:51 pm    Post subject:
 
what do you call a blonde with pig tails ?????


a blow job with handle bars



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TE-Pengwin
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Post Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:02 am    Post subject:
 
...hmm

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hammy would hit anything as long as he couldnt tell what its gender was.
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Post Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:42 pm    Post subject:
 
here are a bunch of lame ass blonde joke some are funny but some are dumb as hell so there is your warning

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!

Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night

Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door

alright thats enough



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Inferno
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Post Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:38 pm    Post subject:
 
how do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.



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Inferno
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Post Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:43 pm    Post subject:
 
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).



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TE-Gooberman
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Post Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:34 am    Post subject:
 
what did the fat dumb blonde say about her weight?
"my thighs are flabby, but my stomach covers them up"


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TE-4ev3r
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Post Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:12 pm    Post subject:
 
Ok, this blond walks into a store, and says to the clerk: "Can I buy that tv? " THe clerk replies, "We don't sell to blondes." THe blonde dies her hair brown, then goes back, and asks for the TV again. THe clerk replies: "We don't sell to blondes" SO the blonde dies her hair black and goes back. Once again the clerk says: "We don't sell to blondes" THe girls asks:"how did you know I was a blonde?!" the clerk replies: "Because that's a microwave"

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SwëêtÅñgël
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Post Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:28 pm    Post subject:
 
You know.. i used to be blonde =)

So you guys are being mean..
stupid fags =)



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TE-Deadman Inc.
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Post Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:14 am    Post subject:
 
Black hair all the WAY!

You turned brunnet now?



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Post Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:10 am    Post subject:
 
Aaah, poor sweet. You weren't so fragile when you were Hitman. Has anni softened you up? j/k Dark brown, blonde highlights, surfer cut is the way i go. The chics dig it!


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