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^AU^Telfontufguy
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:31 pm Posts: 45 Location: Cali
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:42 pm Post subject:
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here are a bunch of lame ass blonde joke some are funny but some are dumb as hell so there is your warning
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A: A brain tumor.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? A: A blond doing cartwheels
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants? A: Pick them up off the floor
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Because she blows the horn!
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door
alright thats enough
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