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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:29 am ] |
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how do u kill a bunch of blondes? give em each a gun, put em in a circle facing eachother and yell FIRE! what do u call blondes in a freezer? frosted flakes y did the blonde climb over the chain link fence? to see what was on the other side how many blondes does it take to destroy earth? 2. one to hold the globe, the other to whack it with a bat! how many blondes does it take to get the first blonde to the hospital after a concussion? 6. 5 to carry her and the other 1 to make siren noises. |
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| Author: | TE-Krogoth [ Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:43 pm ] |
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move. He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times." |
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| Author: | Declaration [ Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:08 pm ] |
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u know theres a DVD rewinder 4 blonds |
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| Author: | |WAR| Antimatter [ Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:37 pm ] |
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A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?" The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!" |
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| Author: | Angelus [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:21 am ] |
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A dumb Blonde, a smart Blonde and Santa Clause get lost in the woods, so who makes it out? Answer: Obviously the Dumb Blonde cuz there's no such thing as a smart Blonde or Santa Clause! |
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| Author: | |WAR| Antimatter [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:41 am ] |
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lmao
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| Author: | TE-Kalidor [ Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:24 am ] |
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Know what? they actually make DVD players with a rewind button.... I have one downstairs... |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:39 pm ] |
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u must be the blonde dec was talkin about  lol
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| Author: | TE-Kalidor [ Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:57 am ] |
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No...My grandma gave it to us in 03's Christmas. She's/was Blonde. |
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| Author: | Angelus [ Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:51 pm ] |
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LMAO! How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1million and 1. 1 to hold the bulb, the rest to turn the house. How long does it take a blonde to screw in a light bulb? She doesn't know, she's busy screwing other things. How do u know if a blonde has been using the computer? The joystick is wet. |
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