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HellSing
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Post Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:46 am    Post subject: Portuguese joke
 
this is the best joke in portuguese i found to translate...

Arsene Wenger (trainer of the Armory), Alex Fergunson (Trainer of the Manchester United)

e Jose Mourinho (trainer of the Chelsea that is Portuguese!! eheh) they die in an aircraft accident.


Fond of the sky they find the creator seated who asks the Wenger:

- the thing with more importance for you Says me which.

E Wenger answers:

- I feel that the planet land is the thing most important that we have and therefore we must

to preserve the delicate ecological system of the planet.

God looks at for Wenger and says to it:

- Taste in your way to think. It comes to seat you à mine left.

E later question the Fergunson:

- Which is the thing for which has more respect?

- the people, its certainties and opinions are something that we always must

to respect. - Fergunson Answers. E God says to it:

- Taste in your way to think. It comes to seat you à mine right.

While this if passed Mourinho looked at for God with one infuriated air.

God repairs in Mourinho and question:

- What Mourinho is transferred?

- I find that stays seated in my place!


Hope you guys like and understand ^_^



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Post Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:50 am    Post subject:
 
Well, i dunno if u guys know who is he, but he was the best trainer i haver seen, and he was in Porto, my club!! we ARE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAH!!!
thats because mourinho say that to god! lol ^_^



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Post Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:59 am    Post subject:
 
umm... imnot readin all that :P


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