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Author: | TE-Braveskin [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:30 am ] |
Post subject: | Lookie what me and my cousin made 3 words at a time. |
Once upon a time a monkey pissed on my house, the walls smelled like pee. Giraffes licked up a piece of cherry flavored poop. When the green elephants saw him, they sreeched: "CAN I HAVE SOME?!" they yelled enemenedecelineooahahmelineachecachecoomaracheooohoh- ISHKIDLYOATENDOATENBOBOBADIDINDOTINWATINTATINSHHHH. "ok, thanks." That means: Gett-Off Fag! But then the monkey, named gobberranderekish, overheard and screamed 'peepeeonacheesydiaper!' After he crapped his pants, he tackled the fire hydrant and pee'ed on it. The elephants licked up bile (throw up) and barfed their cracks clean. After that flying hippos atttacked a goblin named "Goober Man", he pissed on one computer and Paul Makartney, one of the beetles. the ducks ona bridge quacked their butts off. Then pigens ate pickles ona dairy farm. Although pickles arent milkish! They got two pieces of cheezorz, then they humped poop. After 3 cows were on crack, i said:"veiner shnitzel is my donkey's name." And at the mall I saw my mom, she was trying on a lady's pink bra, and dating gay men. Which doesn't make sense! But they loved her bra. She dumped them for a yellow rat and the koolaid man. The KM (Koolaid man) pimp slapped her, and she drank him. Then he was DEAD! Later the yellow rat ate her nipple. The next day, My mom woke up from a deep, drunk, sleep. 5 orange triangles attacked her apartment she yelled "AHHHHHHHH." The triangles' acute corners poked her cat. She farted and made an earthquake. 3 triangles died, the very next day, squares killed the fat computer moniter and the green elephants we were talking about earlier. all of a sudden, she farted again, and it killed her cat! "It was being tortured for too long," she said. The squares killed more stuff. my favorite color is blue. Then Goober Man flew down from my grandmas house which is in Scottland. She speaks german and french. She pees from a three story building. It lands on a mini-van. The kids inside picked their noses and sponged up the pee with their moms hair. just then tan skinned guitars licked me and were being racest. They called me teh-n-word . a kid named geoffery turned into a red dragon and flew through the wall. Pie tastes like Pie when you eat it like Pie, especialy when that pie is pie. My uncle herini likes pie, but not lemon meringue. Geoffery ate all the cherry pie. When the hippos ate the hobos, geoffery rescued 2 pinapples from a coa-coa nut tree. Mean while back at the house the giraffes loved the poop. And the triangles looked down from grandma's new house, (heaven). That means grandma's deadzorz. Scottland bothered her too much. Finally we all went out for ice cream. THE END |
Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:46 am ] |
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wow....theres alot of pissing in that story. how long did it take u to do that? heh...pie. |
Author: | TE-Hammy [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:07 am ] |
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do i do meh duty to read here and spam or.... ok watevr SPAM!!!!!!! |
Author: | TE-Braveskin [ Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:51 pm ] |
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It took us maybe an hour or 2... or 3... or 324 |
Author: | TE-Braveskin [ Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:52 pm ] |
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It took us maybe an hour or 2... or 3... or 324 |
Author: | TE-Zasalamel [ Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:06 am ] |
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that was very.....interesting.... |
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