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TE-Braveskin
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Post Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:30 am    Post subject: Lookie what me and my cousin made 3 words at a time.
 
Once upon a time a monkey pissed on my house, the
walls smelled like pee. Giraffes licked up a piece of cherry
flavored poop. When the green elephants saw him, they sreeched:
"CAN I HAVE SOME?!" they yelled
enemenedecelineooahahmelineachecachecoomaracheooohoh-
ISHKIDLYOATENDOATENBOBOBADIDINDOTINWATINTATINSHHHH. "ok, thanks."
That means: Gett-Off Fag! But then the monkey, named
gobberranderekish, overheard and screamed 'peepeeonacheesydiaper!'
After he crapped his pants, he tackled the fire hydrant
and pee'ed on it. The elephants licked up bile (throw up) and
barfed their cracks clean. After that flying hippos atttacked
a goblin named "Goober Man", he pissed on one computer and
Paul Makartney, one of the beetles. the ducks ona bridge quacked
their butts off. Then pigens ate pickles ona dairy farm.
Although pickles arent milkish! They got two pieces of
cheezorz, then they humped poop. After 3 cows were on
crack, i said:"veiner shnitzel is my donkey's name." And at
the mall I saw my mom, she was trying on a lady's pink bra,
and dating gay men. Which doesn't make sense! But they loved her bra.
She dumped them for a yellow rat and the koolaid man. The
KM (Koolaid man) pimp slapped her, and she drank him. Then
he was DEAD! Later the yellow rat ate her nipple. The next day,
My mom woke up from a deep, drunk, sleep. 5 orange triangles
attacked her apartment she yelled "AHHHHHHHH." The triangles'
acute corners poked her cat. She farted and made an earthquake.
3 triangles died, the very next day, squares killed the
fat computer moniter and the green elephants we were talking
about earlier. all of a sudden, she farted again, and it killed
her cat! "It was being tortured for too long," she said. The
squares killed more stuff. my favorite color is blue. Then
Goober Man flew down from my grandmas house which is in Scottland.
She speaks german and french. She pees from a three story
building. It lands on a mini-van. The kids inside picked their
noses and sponged up the pee with their moms hair. just then
tan skinned guitars licked me and were being racest. They called
me teh-n-word . a kid named geoffery turned into a red
dragon and flew through the wall. Pie tastes like Pie when you eat
it like Pie, especialy when that pie is pie. My uncle
herini likes pie, but not lemon meringue. Geoffery ate all the
cherry pie. When the hippos ate the hobos, geoffery rescued
2 pinapples from a coa-coa nut tree. Mean while back at the house
the giraffes loved the poop. And the triangles looked down
from grandma's new house, (heaven). That means grandma's deadzorz.
Scottland bothered her too much. Finally we all went out for ice cream.




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TE-Gooberman
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Post Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:46 am    Post subject:
 
wow....theres alot of pissing in that story. how long did it take u to do that? heh...pie.

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Post Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:07 am    Post subject:
 
do i do meh duty to read here and spam or.... ok watevr






SPAM!!!!!!!



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[22:00] [df]Braveskin: Can AfroMuffin spend the night at my house?
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: I have movize
[22:00] Hammy: No. You'll touch him.
[22:00] Hammy: With gusto.
[22:00] Hammy: He's not even a day old, pedophile.
[22:00] Hammy: >:l
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: plez!!
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Post Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:51 pm    Post subject:
 
It took us maybe an hour or 2... or 3... or 324

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Post Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:52 pm    Post subject:
 
It took us maybe an hour or 2... or 3... or 324

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Post Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:06 am    Post subject:
 
that was very.....interesting....


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