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Author:  TE-Gandalf [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:27 pm ]
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Your mama is so stupid she tried killing a bird by throwing it off a clif.

Your mama is so stupid she locked herself in a market and starved.

Your mama is so stupid that she actually tried killing two birds with one stone.

Your mama is so stupid that I told her drinks were on the house so she got a ladder.

Your mama is so stupid that she thinks a Quarterback was some kind of refund.

Your mama is so stupid she tried commiting suicide by jumping off a kerb.

Your mama is so stupid that she watches "The three stooges" and takes notes.

Your mama is so stupid that her husband said it was chilly outside so she got a spoon and went outside.

Your mama is so stupid that it took her 2hours to watch 60minutes.

Your mama is so stupid she tried to make the alphabet out of M&M's.

Your mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your mama is so stupid she stole free bread.

And thats about it for me. Just wanted to contribute to the "Jokes" section of the forum. Hope you laugh your head off.

Author:  TE-Krogoth [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:03 pm ]
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Your Mama's so fat, when she saw a school bus go by she said, "Stop that Twinkie!"

Author:  TE-Gandalf [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:09 pm ]
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Hehe, that was a good one. The ones I typed was from memory.

Author:  TE-Braveskin [ Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:21 am ]
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Your mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Your mama smells so bad, when she walked by the bathroom, the toilet flushed itself.

Your mama so stupid, she brought sand paper to the desert and thought it was a map.

Author:  TE-Deadman Inc. [ Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:36 am ]
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Your mama is so fat when she stood on a scale it said "to be continued.."

Your mama is so fat when she stood on a scale it said "no hippos allowed"

Author:  TE-Deadman Inc. [ Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:46 am ]
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Sorry but im ripping these off:

yo mamma so fat her senior yearbook pic had to be an aerial shot!

Yo mommas so dumb, she sold her car for petrol.

your momma's so fat and so stupid, she brought binoculars to weight watchers!

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week!

Ur momma's so fat, when she did a cannonball it wiped out the dinosaurs.

You're momma's so poor she goes to KFC and licks other ppl's fingers

You're momma's so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her

ur mommas so stupid, she makes hammy look smart

Author:  TE-Gooberman [ Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:12 pm ]
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lol yea ur rippin those off alright...u even stole my handmade fav, the one about weight watchers....

yo mammas so unoriginal, she makes deadman look like an artist :roll:

Author:  TE-Kalidor [ Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:55 pm ]
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Your momma's so fat, she makes Earth look like Piglet.

Author:  TE-Hammy [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:08 pm ]
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ur mommas so stupid, she makes hammy look smart

and

Your momma's so fat, she makes Earth look like Piglet.

y are we talkin bad bout the hamm :(

Author:  TE-Braveskin [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:20 pm ]
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your mamas so fat we filled her belly button up with water and everybody yelled "POOL PARTY!"

Your mama is as straght as a circle

Your mama is so ugly, she looked in a mirror and her refelction ran away.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to hell, the devil didnt want her.

Your mama is so fat, a hostess animal found her and said, "Wheres the Cream Filling?"

Your mama so fat, when she jumped in the water all the wales said:

We are family! Even though you fattah than me!

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