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TE-Hammy
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:15 am    Post subject:
 
yo mamas so fat..... umm.... HAMMY!!!


This is not the sandwich you are looking for. Move along.
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[22:00] [df]Braveskin: Can AfroMuffin spend the night at my house?
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: I have movize
[22:00] Hammy: No. You'll touch him.
[22:00] Hammy: With gusto.
[22:00] Hammy: He's not even a day old, pedophile.
[22:00] Hammy: >:l
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: plez!!
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:54 pm    Post subject:
 
LOL, that was just stupid.

Hey hammy, might wanna fix ur sig. I cant see it.



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Post Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:23 pm    Post subject:
 
ohh... ya i didnt put a space in ther O.o if u would i would be... HAMMY!!!


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Ze Sechs-fire wrote:
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: Can AfroMuffin spend the night at my house?
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: I have movize
[22:00] Hammy: No. You'll touch him.
[22:00] Hammy: With gusto.
[22:00] Hammy: He's not even a day old, pedophile.
[22:00] Hammy: >:l
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: plez!!
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:35 pm    Post subject:
 
ur mommas so stupid, she makes hammy look smart
:D


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Post Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:49 pm    Post subject:
 
why thank you :D


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Ze Sechs-fire wrote:
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: Can AfroMuffin spend the night at my house?
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: I have movize
[22:00] Hammy: No. You'll touch him.
[22:00] Hammy: With gusto.
[22:00] Hammy: He's not even a day old, pedophile.
[22:00] Hammy: >:l
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: plez!!
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Post Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:02 am    Post subject:
 
a guy was walking on a nudist beach when a young girl came up to him and asked "whats that between your legs?" The Man responded "why thats my parrot and its eggs" so the girl said "can i pet it?" the man disaproved, layed down his blanket and went to sleep... when he woke up he was in a hospital, he asks the doctor "doctor what happened to me?" He Replies "i think it would be best if you asked the little girl" so he asks the little girl and she says "well i was petting your parrot and then it spat at me... so i broke its neck and cracked its eggs"
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so this guy has been riding his camel in the desert for days now, when he gets the urge to do something naughty... so he stops the camel and tries to work himself onto it, the camel refuses and runs away

the guy catches up to the camel and starts riding it again, soon he gets the urge and he stops the camel and tries to work himself onto it, once again the camel refuses and runs away

the guy catches up to the camel and starts riding it again, later on the guy comes across a broken down car and 3 big chested blondes, and they tell him "sir we'll do anything if you can fix our car" and luckily this mans a mechanic so he fixes it right away. the women ask him how they can ever repay him and he says "could you hold my camel?"
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3 guys go to hell and the devil makes a deal with them, if they tell him how they died and he finds it interesting they can live again.
so here goes

Man 1: well i came home early because i thought my wife was cheating on me and i saw a guy on our fire escape, so i got up there and knocked him off, but he landed in a dumpster so i took the fridge and threw it at him and died of a heart attack.

Man 2: I was using this womans fire escape to paint scenery when a crazy man knocked me into a dumpster and threw a fridge on me

Man 3: I was hiding in the fridge
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Q: What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
(i spread the answer out for those very few who want to guess)
A: T----h----e----i----r---- K----n----e----e----s

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So This blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down at a table when the asked what he wanted to eat he requested to have the last mans spoon so he can taste what he had, as strange as his request seemed they complied, after tasting the spoon he said "Ah Yes! i'll have the pasta and broccolli!" the waiters were amazed

the next day the same blind man came in and requested the last mans spoon, this time he said "Ah Yes! i'll Have The Salmon!" once again the waiters were amazed

the waiters thought something fishy was going on, for perhaps the man wasnt blind.

the following day, when the blind man walked in, the owner rushed into the kitchen and asked his wife to put a spoon in her underwear, she agreed, when the blind man asked for the last mans spoon, this spoon was given to him he tasted the spoon and thought hard... and with a puzzled face he asks "martha works here?"

--- These Are All Some Of My Favorites :D


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Post Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:10 am    Post subject:
 
Craptastic.... i seem to have broken one or two of the forum rules in my last post... srry :( i always seem to read all the important stuff last, its a habbit

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Post Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:19 am    Post subject:
 
o well. they were good :)

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