| |WAR| Antimatter wrote: |
| ok ok i'll keep it clean...er. o and thats a really good one angelus. lmao i love blonde jokes  u so ugly u didn't get hit with the ugly stick you got hit with the whole damn tree |
ohh so tats wat happend...
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| Author: | Inferno [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:14 pm ] |
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So a guy goes to a $10 hooker and he files a complaint, the next day the hooker comes up to him and says, "Hey, what do you expect for $10, lobster?" I got it off of the man show |
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| Author: | TE-Kalidor [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:21 pm ] |
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If vegitarians eat vegetables... what do Humanitarians eat?! |
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| Author: | TE-XeonNeko [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:40 pm ] |
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So a boy scout, a girl scout, the dumbest guy in the world, the smartest guy in the world, and the pilot are on a plane with only 4 parachutes. Suddenly, the engine dies and the plane starts crashing toward the earth. The smartest guy in the world says "Well... I'm the smartest guy in the world, so I think I should get one.". So he grabs a parachute and jumps. The dumbest guy in the world says "well... I'm the dumbest guy in the world... so I think I should go too." and leaves as well. Then, the pilot says "I'm the pilot, so I should go next.". So he grabs a backpack and jumps. The girl scout screams "Oh no! What do we do?!". The Boy Scout replies "Don't worry we have enough. The pilot just took my backpack.". |
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| Author: | TE-Deadman Inc. [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:23 am ] |
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That joke has a thousand different versions but the same ending. |
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| Author: | TE-Kalidor [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:12 am ] |
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Heh heh, i've always liked that'un |
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| Author: | TE-4ev3r [ Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:36 pm ] |
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Here's a blondy: THere are three girls deserted on an island: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. So one day, the three decide to swim to shore. The brunette made it 2/3 the way, then drowned. The redhead made it 3/4 of the way, then drowned. THe blonde made it halfway, then decided it was too far, so she swam back to the island... |
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| Author: | Hammy [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:09 pm ] | ||
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ohh so tats wat happend... |
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| Author: | TE-4ev3r [ Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:30 pm ] |
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Ur momma's so fat, when she did a cannonball it wiped out the dinosaurs. |
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| Author: | ShadowCrow [ Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:16 am ] |
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You're momma's so poor she goes to KFC and licks other ppl's fingers You're momma's so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her |
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| Author: | TE-4ev3r [ Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:10 pm ] |
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Your momma's so fat, she uses lard for butter and molasses for maple syrup. |
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