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Inferno
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Post Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:14 pm    Post subject:
 
So a guy goes to a $10 hooker and he files a complaint, the next day the hooker comes up to him and says, "Hey, what do you expect for $10, lobster?"

I got it off of the man show



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TE-Kalidor
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Post Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:21 pm    Post subject:
 
If vegitarians eat vegetables...
what do Humanitarians eat?!



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Post Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:40 pm    Post subject:
 
So a boy scout, a girl scout, the dumbest guy in the world, the smartest guy in the world, and the pilot are on a plane with only 4 parachutes. Suddenly, the engine dies and the plane starts crashing toward the earth. The smartest guy in the world says "Well... I'm the smartest guy in the world, so I think I should get one.". So he grabs a parachute and jumps. The dumbest guy in the world says "well... I'm the dumbest guy in the world... so I think I should go too." and leaves as well. Then, the pilot says "I'm the pilot, so I should go next.". So he grabs a backpack and jumps. The girl scout screams "Oh no! What do we do?!". The Boy Scout replies "Don't worry we have enough. The pilot just took my backpack.".

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Post Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:23 am    Post subject:
 
That joke has a thousand different versions but the same ending.


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Post Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:12 am    Post subject:
 
Heh heh, i've always liked that'un


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Post Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:36 pm    Post subject:
 
Here's a blondy:

THere are three girls deserted on an island: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. So one day, the three decide to swim to shore. The brunette made it 2/3 the way, then drowned. The redhead made it 3/4 of the way, then drowned. THe blonde made it halfway, then decided it was too far, so she swam back to the island...


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Post Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:09 pm    Post subject:
 
|WAR| Antimatter wrote:
ok ok i'll keep it clean...er.

o and thats a really good one angelus. lmao i love blonde jokes :P

u so ugly u didn't get hit with the ugly stick you got hit with the whole damn tree


ohh so tats wat happend...


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Post Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:30 pm    Post subject:
 
Ur momma's so fat, when she did a cannonball it wiped out the dinosaurs.


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Post Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:16 am    Post subject:
 
You're momma's so poor she goes to KFC and licks other ppl's fingers

You're momma's so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her



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Post Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:10 pm    Post subject:
 
Your momma's so fat, she uses lard for butter and molasses for maple syrup.


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