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Post Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:49 am    Post subject:
 
An old guy and an old lady are on their 50th wedding anneversary trip, and the guy says to the lady, hon, remember what happened here 50 years ago when we went into the park and all? The lady replies, yes I remember, why? The guy says to her, so how bout we go do that again? She says ok, and they leave to go to the park. Well, a young man is watching them as they start going at it in the park, thinking to himself that it'd be interesting to watch two old people go at it. Well, what he sees as the guys takes her by a fence, is remarkable. They go at it for nearly an hour before they collapse. When they finally get back up, the young man gets up the nerve to ask the guy what his secret is. The old man replies, well son, 50 years ago, that fence wasn't electrified.

3 guys walk into a bar, and meet up with their former military commander. The commander has become a rich son of a gun, and says, u know what, I'm gonna make things interesting tonight. Name any 2 parts on u're body, and for every inch between them, I'll give u a thousand dollars. First guys says, my reac, they measure him he has about a 6 foot reach, so he gets paid. Second guy says from head to toe, they measure him, he's nearly 7 and a half feet tall, so he gets paid. Third guy says without any hesitation, from my dick to my balls, and their like, no way dude, u're not gonna even have an inch there, but the guy is adamant. So they take him to a urinologist and the guy asks him to pull down his pants. So he does, but when the urinologist looks, he is shocked. He shrieks, my god man, u have no balls, and the man replies, yeah I know, they got blown off in Vietnam! Oh boy, someone get a calculator!



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Post Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:34 pm    Post subject:
 
something similar happened to me like in that first one, exept w/ out old people and spectators.... :lol:

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Post Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:41 pm    Post subject:
 
your momma so fat she jumped and got stuck[/img]


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:41 pm    Post subject:
 
oops


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:59 pm    Post subject:
 
your mommas so fat, but i had sex with her anyways!

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Post Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:02 am    Post subject:
 
How do you kill a blonde? Answer: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.


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Post Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:12 am    Post subject:
 
ok ok i'll keep it clean...er.

o and thats a really good one angelus. lmao i love blonde jokes :P

u so ugly u didn't get hit with the ugly stick you got hit with the whole damn tree


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Post Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:18 am    Post subject:
 
Yo Mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said NO HIPPOS ALLOWED!


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Post Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:07 am    Post subject:
 
whas a blonds idea of safe sex??? a padded head board

why do blonds whear hoop ear rings?? so they have someplace to rest their feet.


your moms so fat her blood type is rague

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway??


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Post Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:21 pm    Post subject:
 
y is dish washing liquid made with real lemons and bottled lemonade artificially flavored?

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