lol nice ones gooby
time for a classic ur mother:
Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:52 pm ] |
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weee! i get the first post anyway.... a guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head. Bartender says, "hey thats pretty nifty. where'd u get that?" the frog replies "Well it just started as a bump on my butt" A man walks into a dirty video store and asks the clerk if they have a 'certain' video. the clerk notices the ring on the mans finger and asks "sir, are u married?" the man answers him "of course iam! y else would i be here?" 2 teenagers are reading a filthy magazine. one says "this would be easier to read if we wiped the dirt off." there are skydivers getting ready to jump out of a plane. the first goes to the door and drops a book he had in his pocket. the second one goes to jump and drops a signed baseball he had with him. the third one goes to jump and drops his lucky hand grenade. meanwhile, 2 boys run to their parents crying. one said "a book fell out of the sky and hit me on the head!" the second one said "a baseball hit me!" a 3rd boy came running up, a look of disbelief on his face. he said "I FARTED AND MY HOUSE BLEW UP!" |
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| Author: | |WAR| Antimatter [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:40 am ] |
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lol nice ones gooby time for a classic ur mother: Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!! |
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| Author: | Angelus [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:38 am ] |
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Question: how many Blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Answer: 1 million and 1. Why? Well, 1 to hold the bulb, and the rest to turn the house! |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:49 pm ] |
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lol thats a good one. i got another one: An elderly man a young woman had just gotten married and were on their honeymoon. They went to their hotel room for the whole night. the next morning the young lady went to the bar in the lobby of the hotel. she looked exhausted, and a waitress asked her, "i saw ur husband, hes rather old, isnt he?" the lady answers, "yea, but when he said he was saving up for 70 years, i thought he meant money!" |
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| Author: | TE-Deadman Inc. [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:45 pm ] |
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Yo mommas so fat, whenever she stands on scales it says To Be Continued... |
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| Author: | |WAR| Antimatter [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:10 pm ] |
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" yo mamma so fat her senior yearbook pic had to be an aerial shot! |
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| Author: | TE-Deadman Inc. [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:53 am ] |
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Yo mommas so dumb, she sold her car for petrol. |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:59 am ] |
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your momma's so fat and so stupid, she brought binoculars to weight watchers! |
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| Author: | TE-Pengwin [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:54 pm ] |
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hmm |
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| Author: | |WAR| Antimatter [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:56 pm ] |
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hmmmmmmmm..... anyways Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week! |
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