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Angelus
Joined: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:29 am Posts: 62 Location: Brentwood, NY
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:49 am Post subject:
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An old guy and an old lady are on their 50th wedding anneversary trip, and the guy says to the lady, hon, remember what happened here 50 years ago when we went into the park and all? The lady replies, yes I remember, why? The guy says to her, so how bout we go do that again? She says ok, and they leave to go to the park. Well, a young man is watching them as they start going at it in the park, thinking to himself that it'd be interesting to watch two old people go at it. Well, what he sees as the guys takes her by a fence, is remarkable. They go at it for nearly an hour before they collapse. When they finally get back up, the young man gets up the nerve to ask the guy what his secret is. The old man replies, well son, 50 years ago, that fence wasn't electrified.
3 guys walk into a bar, and meet up with their former military commander. The commander has become a rich son of a gun, and says, u know what, I'm gonna make things interesting tonight. Name any 2 parts on u're body, and for every inch between them, I'll give u a thousand dollars. First guys says, my reac, they measure him he has about a 6 foot reach, so he gets paid. Second guy says from head to toe, they measure him, he's nearly 7 and a half feet tall, so he gets paid. Third guy says without any hesitation, from my dick to my balls, and their like, no way dude, u're not gonna even have an inch there, but the guy is adamant. So they take him to a urinologist and the guy asks him to pull down his pants. So he does, but when the urinologist looks, he is shocked. He shrieks, my god man, u have no balls, and the man replies, yeah I know, they got blown off in Vietnam! Oh boy, someone get a calculator!
I'm a little rusty, but even drinking your blood, I think I can keep you alive for 3 months of torture!
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