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Post Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:28 pm    Post subject: I wish there
 
was someway to list out jokes you hear in standup.
But here's one that I thought was pretty funny.

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So I saw a woman breast feeding one time, which always disgusts me because the baby's head obstructs the view...


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A man and his child were on a road trip, and were passing through a town called "Efaxeno", the child says "Well dad, looks like were coming into Efaxeno" (Pronouncing the "x" as "KS")
The Man responds, "Did you call it Efackseno? It's Efaheno.". The Child responded, "No it has to be Efackseno, why else would there be an X?". This debate continues until each of them were ready to prove a point.
They pull into a local establishment and ask the man at the counter, "Excuse me sir, would you mind pronouncing exactly where we are?" And the man at the counter says "Sure, TAACCOOOO BEELLLLLL"



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