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| Author: | |WAR| Forsaken [ Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Drunk Driver |
female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. > > > > > > > >The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain > silent. > >Anything you say will be held against you." > > > > > > > >The drunk replies, "Tits." |
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| Author: | TE-4ev3r [ Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:00 pm ] |
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Lol. Funny |
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| Author: | TE-Gooberman [ Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:42 pm ] |
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picked up by the cops? try one of these witty lines: No ocifer im not under the affluence of incohol... IM AS JOBER AS A SUDGE! Hey, how are the rest of the village people? Cop: your eyes look bloodshot, have u been drinking? you: gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts? Wow, you must've been going pretty fast to catch me. What? No i haven't been dri(hic)nking but your twin shishter ish very pretty... Drugs? in the car? No, I prefer to keep them at home in case something like this happe- d'oh! |
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