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Post Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:55 pm    Post subject: Drunk Driver
 
female officer arrested a man for drunk driving.
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> >The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain
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> >Anything you say will be held against you."
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> >The drunk replies, "Tits."



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Post Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:00 pm    Post subject:
 
Lol. Funny


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Post Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:42 pm    Post subject:
 
picked up by the cops? try one of these witty lines:
No ocifer im not under the affluence of incohol...

IM AS JOBER AS A SUDGE!

Hey, how are the rest of the village people?

Cop: your eyes look bloodshot, have u been drinking?
you: gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?

Wow, you must've been going pretty fast to catch me.

What? No i haven't been dri(hic)nking but your twin shishter ish very pretty...

Drugs? in the car? No, I prefer to keep them at home in case something like this happe- d'oh!


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