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TE-Noxwizard
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Post Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:08 pm    Post subject: Texas Drinking
 
I saw this on the $ecret$ector forum and thought it was funny:
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A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass.
He says, "In America we have so many illegal Aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."



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TE-Braveskin
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Post Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject:
 
Hahaha, thats a good one. But would this not go in the jokes section?

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Post Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject:
 
I suppose.


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Post Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:43 pm    Post subject:
 
totally.

Ownt.

Faced.

noobowned.

Runningoutof- OWNT - ideas

i like OWNAGE pie

penis.

yep...

mm...

Donut holes anyone?

):

I'm runing it, huh?

yep... still cant think of anymore

*whistles*

>.>

<.<

v.v

^-^

b.d

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TE-Gooberman
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Post Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:22 pm    Post subject:
 
Hammy just ruined an otherwise good thread.



Rabit paste.






And that joke is a keeper.


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