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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject: Presidential Joke!
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So Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?" The wizard said.
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
"No Problem," said the Wizard. "Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!' says the Wizard, "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George Bush and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!" said the Wizard, "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
Bill Clinton says:
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
Bwahahahahaha
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