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Author: | TE-Braveskin [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:56 pm ] |
Post subject: | Presidential Joke! |
So Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard. "What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?" The wizard said. Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage." "No Problem," said the Wizard. "Who's next?" Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart." "Done!' says the Wizard, "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?" Up stepped George Bush and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain." "No problem!" said the Wizard, "Consider it done." Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesnt say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?" Bill Clinton says: "IS DOROTHY HERE?" Bwahahahahaha |
Author: | TE-Hammy [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:21 pm ] |
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hehehe Bill is a pimp. |
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