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Author:  TE-Braveskin [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Presidential Joke!

So Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?" The wizard said.

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."

"No Problem," said the Wizard. "Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!' says the Wizard, "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped George Bush and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem!" said the Wizard, "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesnt say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"

Bill Clinton says:
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"





Bwahahahahaha

Author:  TE-Hammy [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:21 pm ]
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hehehe Bill is a pimp.

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