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Post Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:01 pm    Post subject: How many Anni members...
 
Does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to change the lightbulb,

4 to post that the lightbulb has been changed,

8 to post similar experiences of lightbulb changing, and the different methods they used,

6 to express the dangers of lightbulb-changing,

13 to argue over whether the correct spelling is “lightbulb” or “light bulb”,

1 to move to the Lighting section,

9 to complain about how little skill lightbulb changing requires,

4 to retort that lightbulb changing does in fact take quite a lot of skill, and isn’t noobish at all,

3 to issue challenges to the 4 defenders of lightbulb changing to have a lightbulb changing duel,

2 to suggest that lightbulb changing should be altogether removed from reality,

4 to explain the modding difficulties of such a feat,

3 to say that lightbulb changing is just fine, if used in moderation,

5 inform everyone that this is not a lightbulb changing forum, and this topic isn’t pertinent to the main subject of the forums, and should be removed,

14 to argue that, as lightbulb changing is something everyone goes through, the topic is fine,

2 to tell everyone that they’re being stupid,

13 to insult the intelligence of the previous 2 posters, while using horrible grammar,

3 representatives of the grammar police to correct absolutely everything in the last 13 posts,

1 to inform everyone that lightbulb changing has been banned from the ^AU^ server,

43 to whine about what dorks ^AU^ are,

3 to explain that ^AU^’s actions are somehow for the best of the annihilation community,

1 more to announce that some clan has been permabanned from the ^AU^ server for illegitimate lightbulb changing,

6 representatives of the banned clan to say that they in no way changed any lightbulbs whatsoever in the ^AU^ server,

14 hardcore annihilation players unrelated to the banned clan to defend the banned clan’s actions,

1 to show logs that include IPs of the lightbulb changers in the ^AU^ server, which do not match the IPs of the actual members of the banned clan,

1 to completely disregard everything above and say that the banned clan stays banned, and that’s that.

17 to flame the crap out of ^AU^,

8 to say that ^AU^ has never listened before, and they probably never will,

1 to remind the group that excessive ^AU^ flaming is not allowed on the forums, and to take it to pms or to ^AU^’s forums,

2 to bring up times that the person who posted above had in fact flamed ^AU^ on these very forums,

1 to tell everyone that they’re stupid, out of nowhere,

1 to post a relevant question about the changing of lightbulbs,

11 to post the best ways they themselves have found to change lightbulbs,

2 to post uninformed opinions on the subject, with incorrect facts,

8 to shoot these previous 2 posts down,

2 to remind everyone to be civil,

5 to tell everyone to do a google search on lightbulbs before posting,

1 lurker to post on the subject 4 months later, and restart the entire thing!


I got this off the KK forums. Funny stuff i reckon.



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Post Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:57 pm    Post subject:
 
LOL its so true....i would totally be the guy to correct everyones grammar :D

u have inspired me to make a joke:
how many deadman's does it take to tell a joke?
3. the actual deadman to post it, 1 smurf using deadmans name to take credit for the joke, and 1 spy named deadman from another clan to report that there are 2 other deadmans


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Post Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:41 pm    Post subject:
 
LOL Goob.


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:41 am    Post subject:
 
I saw that one y friend lun came up with that I think.


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:07 pm    Post subject:
 
Yeah. Cool guy. LOL.


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:57 pm    Post subject:
 
Luns my best bud I go to church with him.


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:36 pm    Post subject:
 
Still playing? Coz we could use him on the team.


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Post Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:18 am    Post subject:
 
not realy he's too busy


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Post Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:20 am    Post subject:
 
From the looks of it...If Goober was "Mr. Grammar", we would probably wear pink tu-tu skins on TRIBEs right now...



Then we would blow up and be sent to Hell for actually letting me post this.



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Post Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:01 pm    Post subject:
 
huh....tu-tu? nah...only on thursdays....

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