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TE-Braveskin
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Post Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:07 am    Post subject: Somewhat funny jokes.
 
Some of these may offend old people...

So an OLD OLD man walks into a restraunt. He has a seat, and a attractive female waitress asks: "What would you like today?"
He says:"I'd like a sundae." She goes away. He gets up to get a napkin. The waitress comes back and says:"Would you like chocolate on your sundae?" He says:"No yes please," He grabs a napkin, and heads back to his chair. He has difficulty and pain sitting down... The waitress comes back, and says:"crushed nuts?" He replies:"No, arthritis."


An old couple went to the doctor to find that they have memory loss problems. Later that night, the wife asks if the husband would go get here something to eat. She specificly wanted, Chicken soup, water, and cherry pie. She wanted to write him a note, with what she wants on it, so he doesnt forget. But he refused. 10 minutes later, he came back with toast, orange juice, and eggs. He says:"Heres your food,". And she replies:"Damnit! I knew you'd forget! You forgot the cereal!"


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TE-Ghost
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Post Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:13 pm    Post subject:
 
cough cough laugh laugh


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Post Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:19 pm    Post subject:
 
You know it was special.

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:51 am    Post subject: Re: Somewhat funny jokes.
 
nice joke

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