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ShadowCrow
Joined: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:31 am Posts: 227
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:05 am Post subject:
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more things to do at wal-mart
1.Go into the dressing room and yell real loud "Hey, were out of toilet paper in here!"
2.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
3.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
4.Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
5.Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
6.Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thought the customer was always right!"
7.Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
8.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
9.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
10.When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
11.Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
12.Take bets on the battle from above.
13.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
14.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
15.When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
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