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TE-Braveskin

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Post Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:46 pm    Post subject: Rofl, the 3 word story up to page 15. Read it all here!
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Once Upon a time, a man with a big whale went to the store and sold the whale for 50 cents, and a cow, which he ate as a dare made him fat. So fat that he had to roll in dog poopie to get rid of his wife becasue she ate tapeworm-infested chili that he wanted, So he ate her leg instead, so he got hair to feed the weird monkeys and children, because they gave him powerfull diareah that lasted forever, and was given to gooberman as soup for lunch. It was devoured with enthusiasum and enjoyed with enthusiasum and danced with the choc elves that wanted some tiny bits of goobermans delicious soup! Its MY Soup! (goob says) But they ate big slimy boogers that werent theirs but tasted like chicken. Later they discovered that chicken was an immortal and renewable energy source that was depleteing quickly because of Global Warming and farting bears with SARS and other deseases from nestle goobers because of a pengwin named kigen who like the one named Pengwin, and 'Kigen' boogers. Then ate Kalidor33 with maple syrup and BBQ sauce. It was Delicious. Goobers are explosive fireworks on crack that makes you fart alot through your eyes and ears. Then when he steals Kalidor33's pudding he gets punched in the butt with brass knuckles and screams 'BALTHUGAHHFAHHREFRIDGERATORBAHANANAPOOTYDOOTYPANTSMOOPHOOPSUDSY!' afterwords he eats a phone and swallows it and poops it out on pengwin and gets digested by 12 monkeys with diseases that give you diarhea which is brown just like goober which are delicious and good for you in no way at all because it is poop!! With peanuts in it micheal jacksons ass and mushroom pie in his face. Which was ugly with mouldy sandwiches and toe jam tasting like mustard and soggy underwear with skidmarks on his cheeks then is cyber world he falls down and hits his mother on the leg and she smacked him and he cried!after the incident his mother bought a very large whore who was extremely tasty and very very horny for other women. Then they started doing inappropriate things on the washer in the basement
then a rat, cornered a cat and licked his butthole, it left a on goobers friend weasle who loves the smell- QPAN ATE IT and got sick, barfed all over goober and deadman while choking weasel with green tentacles then kali went and hugged the TakeDown CD case while he sang "The Distance" by cake and sniffed illegal pepsi and paned for gold.
He needed gold for his habit of crack and orange juice when grape juice was free for anyone eating weasel pancakes was a trend. Later goober decided to eat Switzerland cheeze that comes from kalidors farm and pengwins butt. In later news from our angent, pickle fritzman toilet-head, reports that paper can be stuffed with cali weed in lolo's butthole with firecrackers.... lit... BOOM APPLE SAUCE!! Then he went to look at goobs gay ass porn and ate monkeys from lolo's butt sauce that was sold on black markets to chefs microsoft corporation where 4ever was selling cheap beer for overpriced hookers, and underpriced but explensive tape. Transexuals and a life changing book, Then Said: Guacamole'! And also said: I dance for gill in my pance with cheeze! Then flew off in the night to rescue a dog from a horny angry hobo. The hobo attacked a truck load of smelly poop. he then proceeded to defecate on his ugly sister who had some really big moles on her cheeks which were really bloody and oozing with puss that smelled of decaying dolphin fins and bloody spoons. Then she cried: I LIKE CHEEZE!!! Then Devoured some 500 pound sheep and sausage links. Later that night he then said: Please pass the peanut butter and jelly for my pie. Then he walked the open plains then showed us to kill dinosaurs. He tripped on ---



you should be nice to me because I wrote it all down....


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Post Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:30 pm    Post subject:
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wow. that would be a good childrens book. it would keep them from doing drugs :D

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Post Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:31 pm    Post subject:
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you mean, it would KEEP THEM DOING drugs?

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Post Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:30 pm    Post subject:
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wow

tha tmust have taken TONS of time



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Post Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:49 pm    Post subject:
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yep. can i have some points? jk

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Post Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:06 pm    Post subject:
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Hey Braveskin, 2 points. Good job.


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Post Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:54 pm    Post subject:
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lol very nice man i needed a laugh today was a bit hard. Oh and btw that would definately keep kids on drugs not off of drugs


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Post Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:43 am    Post subject:
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That made me laugh so hard,

diarreah served as soup to Goob.

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as previously stated, its my soup. back off.

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Thanks for the 2 and your welcome. laughs are my specialty.

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