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	Author Message Qpan Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:50 pm Posts: 515 Location: behind you with a deployed detpack Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:33 pm    Post subject: odd tech support   Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... LMAO TE-Gooberman wrote: when picard eats cake, an angel loses its wings. TE-Hammy wrote: When picard gets MSN, an angel loses its wings. TE-4ev3r wrote: The great alchemist of picture comments has returned!!!  Top

	Author Message TE-4ev3r Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:18 pm Posts: 1251 Location: That sunshiny state. Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:22 pm    Post subject:   Silly old ladies...  Top

	Author Message TE-Braveskin Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:28 am Posts: 1176 Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:50 pm    Post subject:   TE Braveskin: Unplug your PC mX tOm ClaNcY: umm mX tOm ClaNcY: do what now? TE Braveskin: remove the power cord from the back of your PC mX tOm ClaNcY: ok mX tOm ClaNcY: now what?  Top

	Author Message TE-Gooberman Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:14 am Posts: 2797 Location: Minnesota Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:09 pm    Post subject:   I'd pay money for tech support like that.  Top

	Author Message Qpan Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:50 pm Posts: 515 Location: behind you with a deployed detpack Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:36 pm    Post subject:   Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... TE-Gooberman wrote: when picard eats cake, an angel loses its wings. TE-Hammy wrote: When picard gets MSN, an angel loses its wings. TE-4ev3r wrote: The great alchemist of picture comments has returned!!!  Top

	Author Message TE-4ev3r Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:18 pm Posts: 1251 Location: That sunshiny state. Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:59 pm    Post subject:   'nuf said.  Top

	Author Message Qpan Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:50 pm Posts: 515 Location: behind you with a deployed detpack Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:22 am    Post subject:   Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? TE-Gooberman wrote: when picard eats cake, an angel loses its wings. TE-Hammy wrote: When picard gets MSN, an angel loses its wings. TE-4ev3r wrote: The great alchemist of picture comments has returned!!!  Top

	Author Message TE-4ev3r Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:18 pm Posts: 1251 Location: That sunshiny state. Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:17 pm    Post subject:   Tech support: What's the problem? Customer: My mouse doesn't work Tech support: Is it plugged in? Customer: yeah, but all it does is squeak and try to run away. I had to staple its tail to the port! *click*  Top

	Author Message TE-Krogoth Joined: Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:01 am Posts: 2092 Location: Texas Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:48 pm    Post subject:   LOL  Top

	Author Message Qpan Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:50 pm Posts: 515 Location: behind you with a deployed detpack Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:21 pm    Post subject:   Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. TE-Gooberman wrote: when picard eats cake, an angel loses its wings. TE-Hammy wrote: When picard gets MSN, an angel loses its wings. TE-4ev3r wrote: The great alchemist of picture comments has returned!!!  Top

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