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TE-4ev3r


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Post Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:35 pm    Post subject: Makes me laugh
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So yeah, I just got this email.

Hello ,

I am Barrister John William Esq), the Personal Attorney to a Foreign
Contractor, who worked with a Multinational Oil Firm in Nigeria. On the 11th
of September 2001, my client, a American National, late Engineer Alex
Skerry, an oil Merchant / Contractor with the Federal Government

of Nigeria, until his death Three years ago in a ghastly terrorist attack to
American Airlines Flight 11, from Boston, Assachusetts,to Los Angeles,Â
California, crashedinto the North Tower of the World Trade Centre with 86
people on board. All occupants of the aero plane unfortunately lost their
lives.

Since then I have made several inquiries to Several Embassies to locate any
of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After
these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over
the Internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail. Then I
have to contact you to assist me in repatriating the money left behind by my
client before they get confiscated or declared

unserviceable by the Bank where this huge deposits were lodged.
Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about
US$65.5 Million has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin, relatives
so that the fund left will be transferred or have the account confiscated.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the the relatives for over 5
years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the
deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$65.5Million can
be paid to you
and then you and I can share this money. 55% to me and 40% to you, while 5%
should be for expenses or tax as your Government may require. All I require
is your honest and co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you
from any breach of the law.

I will want you to send to me on your return email the following information
for the transfer in your favor

1, your full Name
2, your contact Address
3, your private phone, mobile and fax numbers for easy communicating for
each other.

I await your kind response, please if you are interested and capable in
handling this deal with me, due reply only on my alternative email address
for security reasons ([email protected]) and note that the nurture of
this
deal needs a very top secrecy.

Best Regards,

John William (Esq)


Silly scammer



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TE-Krogoth


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Post Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject:
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He said the incident happened three years ago, yet he's been looking for relatives for five years?


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TE-Gooberman


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Post Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:07 pm    Post subject:
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"Assachusetts"?


I got a similar email, except mine was from Phil, and he wanted me to help him transfer a quadrillion USDs into his bank account from Mexico for a 10% profit.


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Post Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:53 pm    Post subject:
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Uh, WOW. :lol: :lol: :lol:

My dad read this and started laughing, I asked him, "Think its real?" and he just stares at me lol.

I never read anything that I don't know of so I have no story of scamming e-mails to share.



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Post Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:46 pm    Post subject:
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[email protected]



guys, look for sites to sign that email up to.



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Post Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:35 pm    Post subject:
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Someone you don't like at school?


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Post Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:35 am    Post subject:
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pr0n.com lolol?


This is not the sandwich you are looking for. Move along.
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[22:00] Hammy: He's not even a day old, pedophile.
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Post Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:25 pm    Post subject:
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TE-Hammy wrote:
pr0n.com lolol?


D:>


:shock:


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Post Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:30 pm    Post subject:
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Hammy, don't spread your addictions to us...


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Post Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:01 pm    Post subject:
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Srs. IT pwns.


This is not the sandwich you are looking for. Move along.
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Ze Sechs-fire wrote:
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: Can AfroMuffin spend the night at my house?
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: I have movize
[22:00] Hammy: No. You'll touch him.
[22:00] Hammy: With gusto.
[22:00] Hammy: He's not even a day old, pedophile.
[22:00] Hammy: >:l
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: plez!!
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