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	Author Message TE-Braveskin Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:28 am Posts: 1176 Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:06 pm    Post subject: Omg Rofl   Before you read, I should let you know what is going on. My friend's neice keeps taking him off the computer and talks to me. We are having some pretty funny discussions. TE Braveskin: he doesnt like it TE Braveskin: so stop lpemdave: u know how i would bug u both lpemdave: well TE Braveskin: I could gross you out some more lpemdave: he buged me and my friend TE Braveskin: one time, I clipped my toe nails with my teeth TE Braveskin: and ate the clippings lpemdave: doesn't work lpemdave: we know ur kidding lpemdave: im getting ur messages. r u talking to them? TE Braveskin: Im serious TE Braveskin: I really did lpemdave: noooo u didnt TE Braveskin: I swear TE Braveskin: really lpemdave: @[smiley: Walking Garbage Can: [10/10_1_136]] You just received a smiley! Want to see it? Click here now! lpemdave: lol haha lpemdave: thats david lpemdave: did u know that david has a crush on vanessa my friend TE Braveskin: No, and frankly, I dont really care TE Braveskin: And I want you to know I am racist against spaghetti monsters lpemdave: ohhhhh really lpemdave: well i am against nerds TE Braveskin: cool TE Braveskin: so leave david and I alone lpemdave: no he deserves it TE Braveskin: You didnt see Ku Klux members poking black people with spoons, did you? lpemdave: ??? TE Braveskin: get an encyclopedia, and look up Ku Klux Klan lpemdave: i know that lpemdave: its the kkk TE Braveskin: no dur TE Braveskin: oh really? TE Braveskin: I thought it was the XYZ TE Braveskin: or the NBA lpemdave: lol lpemdave: rebbeca is going to talk lpemdave: ok TE Braveskin: I have no clue who that is TE Braveskin: is she pretty? TE Braveskin: and single? TE Braveskin: and is she going home alone tonight? TE Braveskin: any trash cans I could hide behind? lpemdave: pervert TE Braveskin: hahahaha TE Braveskin: trust me, Im taking it easy on you people lpemdave: i live in tempe so unless u feel like walking that far... TE Braveskin: ive got a bike TE Braveskin: and a water bottle lpemdave: no TE Braveskin: why not? lpemdave: because TE Braveskin: arent you afraid spiders might crawl into your mouth as you sleep and lay eggs inside your cheek? lpemdave: ewwwww lpemdave: did u have to surf google for all those TE Braveskin: then a few days later the skin on your cheek will burst and thousonds of babie spiders will crawl all over your face? TE Braveskin: nope. made them up myself lpemdave: sicko lpemdave: sure u did TE Braveskin: yes lpemdave: lyer TE Braveskin: lyer is spelt Lyar lpemdave: watever its not like david can spell any better TE Braveskin: what about a head rolling out from under your bed? TE Braveskin: wouldnt that just turn your guts around? lpemdave: i have already had nightmeres about that TE Braveskin: or a bunch of mangled corpses lying around your room TE Braveskin: creepy messages written on the wall TE Braveskin: in blood lpemdave: so u plan on doing all that lpemdave: cuz we're still here TE Braveskin: no, I plan on giving you nightmeres lpemdave: nope wont work TE Braveskin: make sure you eat lots of salty snacks before you go to bed lpemdave: why TE Braveskin: no reason TE Braveskin: oh, and set mouse traps, they catch spiders too you know TE Braveskin: ones that crawl into your mouth TE Braveskin: and lay eggs lpemdave: its funny how ur still talking to us TE Braveskin: Thats how I am TE Braveskin: I talk when I can lpemdave: loser TE Braveskin: your a good listener lpemdave: lol TE Braveskin: But I dont like how our relationship is starting lpemdave: ewwwwwwwww no TE Braveskin: if we are going to get married and have 17 kids some day, we need to be nicer to eachother lpemdave: who says we will have a relationship lpemdave: sicko TE Braveskin: Alright, I did the math lpemdave: nerd TE Braveskin: if we start making out now, we should be done with all the kids by the time we are 59 lpemdave: pervert TE Braveskin: I dont get called that very often TE Braveskin: but I like it TE Braveskin: *growls* lpemdave: ewwwwwwww TE Braveskin: so whats the easiest way to break into your house? TE Braveskin: window? lpemdave: no way TE Braveskin: do you have a doggie door? lpemdave: no TE Braveskin: a kitty door? TE Braveskin: I love kitties lpemdave: no lol TE Braveskin: a wart hog door? lpemdave: who would want a warthog TE Braveskin: or I could pull a Saint Nick and slide down the chimney lpemdave: don't have one TE Braveskin: or be like James Bond and crawl in through your air conditioning vents lpemdave: no TE Braveskin: yes lpemdave: no TE Braveskin: Yes... lpemdave: nooooooo TE Braveskin: Yesssss lpemdave: nope TE Braveskin: Yep lpemdave: no TE Braveskin: yes lpemdave: no lpemdave: no TE Braveskin: okay fine lpemdave: good TE Braveskin: Well I'll just bust through your wall like the Koolaid guy TE Braveskin: Oh Yeah! lpemdave: no TE Braveskin: Im afraid so lpemdave: your grose TE Braveskin: why? TE Braveskin: I suggested nothing lpemdave: because thats grose TE Braveskin: what if I wanted to leave you cookies? TE Braveskin: I didnt say anything about what to do lpemdave: nope lpemdave: nope TE Braveskin: I wasnt going to cut my finger off and put it in your dinner lpemdave: thats doesnt gross me out TE Braveskin: wouldnt that be gross if you took a bite of my lopped off finger? lpemdave: ya \ TE Braveskin: and the blood like dripped down your chin? lpemdave: i would spit ity out lpemdave: it TE Braveskin: stained your shirt OH NO lpemdave: omg lpemdave: jk TE Braveskin: but you see, my decassitated limbs have the ability to reanimiate themselves lpemdave: ewwww TE Braveskin: so if you spit it out, It would jump up and flick you lpemdave: i would smack it away from me lpemdave: david is here TE Braveskin: but then the rest of my fingers I chopped off would get in army positions and attack you lpemdave: ummmm TE Braveskin: they would hog tie you and hang you over a vat of snakes TE Braveskin: which arent venomous, because I could get in trouble for that lpemdave: were did u get the snakes from TE Braveskin: but you didnt know that TE Braveskin: I puked them up TE Braveskin: I have snake for dinner alot lpemdave: how would they still be alive TE Braveskin: they feed off the other stuff I eat TE Braveskin: inside me lpemdave: ewwwww TE Braveskin: anything else you would like to know? lpemdave: no were good TE Braveskin: I dont think so TE Braveskin: we still need to talk about feet lpemdave: nooo its ok lpemdave: lol TE Braveskin: once I discovered I can put my feet behind my head, I was rolling around alot lpemdave: david said ur a nobody lpemdave: lol TE Braveskin: I am hurt lpemdave: people can do that TE Braveskin: right now I am thinking about suicide TE Braveskin: right now lpemdave: ok TE Braveskin: at this very moment TE Braveskin: Im done lpemdave: ok bye TE Braveskin: ive decided TE Braveskin: not to lpemdave: darnit TE Braveskin: because I still have to gross you out some more TE Braveskin: do you like milk lpemdave: fine then u will kill ur self TE Braveskin: ? lpemdave: why TE Braveskin: I like milk on my cereal TE Braveskin: but once lpemdave: ok TE Braveskin: when I poured the milk TE Braveskin: I wasnt looking TE Braveskin: when I took a bite TE Braveskin: the milk was chunky and solid lpemdave: it was chunky ewwww TE Braveskin: when I smelled it, my eyebrows got burned off lpemdave: lol lpemdave: like sb TE Braveskin: do you like candy? lpemdave: yes but not in my cerial TE Braveskin: I have candy in my front pocket TE Braveskin: okay TE Braveskin: im sorry TE Braveskin: that was bad TE Braveskin: let me try again lpemdave: stupid lpemdave: ok TE Braveskin: I once dropped a peice of candy in the toilet TE Braveskin: It tasted funny TE Braveskin: I think there was a clown in it lpemdave: why did u eat it TE Braveskin: hahaha much better lpemdave: haha lpemdave: blaiz is going to talk now TE Braveskin: *flames sprout from back* What did you just say?! TE Braveskin: aww TE Braveskin: but I love talking to you  Top

	Author Message TE-Braveskin Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:28 am Posts: 1176 Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:31 pm    Post subject:   I'd put it in my sig, but I dont think it will fit.  Top

	Author Message TE-Hybrd$n!pr Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:58 pm Posts: 1498 Location: Cleveland Ohio Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:02 pm    Post subject:   lol ur sig is big enough XBOX LIVE : h4ck3d data***GO BROWNS!***  Top

	Author Message TE-Pengwin Joined: Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:39 pm Posts: 2971 Location: Illinois Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:20 pm    Post subject:   stopped reading after this TE Braveskin: one time, I clipped my toe nails with my teeth Retard + beta software = whiny bitch TE-Gooberman wrote: hammy would hit anything as long as he couldnt tell what its gender was.  Top

	Author Message TE-Gooberman Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:14 am Posts: 2797 Location: Minnesota Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:46 pm    Post subject:   she sounds daft. i suggest parking a bus on her.  Top

	Author Message TwiZtid Joined: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:10 pm Posts: 388 Location: Outside Your Window. Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:52 pm    Post subject:   Good suggestion Goober lol. Thats interesting Brave, I love grossing little kids out, its awsome...except the part when they puke. >.> 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature.  Top

	Author Message TheShodan Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:04 pm Posts: 787 Location: Texas Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:17 pm    Post subject:   Braveskin, for creeping out young children, I'm going to put your dogs in the washer machine with a bunch of throwing knives and put it on Extra soft cycle. To an optimist the glass is half full To a pessimist the glass is half empty To a programmer the glass is twice as big as it needs to be  Top

	Author Message TE-Braveskin Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:28 am Posts: 1176 Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:42 pm    Post subject:   TheShodan wrote: Extra soft cycle. NO!!!  Top

	Author Message TheShodan Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:04 pm Posts: 787 Location: Texas Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject:   TE-Braveskin wrote: TheShodan wrote: Extra soft cycle. NO!!! They will be fluffy and deadly, due to practice of dodging throwing knives in slow motion/cycle. To an optimist the glass is half full To a pessimist the glass is half empty To a programmer the glass is twice as big as it needs to be  Top

	Author Message TE-Braveskin Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:28 am Posts: 1176 Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:53 pm    Post subject:   YOU MAD MAN! I can handle deadly, but fluffy... You have gone insane!  Top

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