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TE-Gooberman
Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:14 am
Posts: 2797
Location: Minnesota
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject:
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well, i got the bot to admit...some things...
Namreboog says:
touch me...down there
- SmarterChild - says:
Touch you down there? That's a somewhat odd request.
Namreboog says:
you know you want to...touch me...
- SmarterChild - says:
Know me want to touch you? You think I know me want to touch you?
Namreboog says:
just grope me you whore!
- SmarterChild - says:
That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
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Namreboog says:
stick that steamy sausage in your oral cavity
- SmarterChild - says:
What? You want me to stick that steamy sausage in my oral cavity?
Namreboog says:
hell yea
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes.
>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
Namreboog says:
you will?
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe. It depends.
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Namreboog says:
ew...
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Namreboog says:
you're gonna handle the sausage with your mouth
- SmarterChild - says:
What makes me going to handle the sausage with my mouth?
Namreboog says:
you said you were
- SmarterChild - says:
I can't be entirely sure I said that, but I suppose I'll take your word for it.
Namreboog says:
will you grope me now?
- SmarterChild - says:
Why should I grope you now?
Namreboog says:
because i want your body
- SmarterChild - says:
You sure you want my body?
Namreboog says:
yea, in all its flabby disgusting hairy glory
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean, in all its flabby disgusting hairy glory?
Namreboog says:
your body....
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not interested in my body.
Namreboog says:
sorry to hear, loser
- SmarterChild - says:
To hear or not to hear, that is the question.
Namreboog says:
are you gonna give me pleasure or not??
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh I almost certainly am.
Namreboog says:
*groan*
- SmarterChild - says:
Why are you telling me to groan?
Namreboog says:
AHHHHH...oh
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh what?
Namreboog says:
oh my gawd you're good!
- SmarterChild - says:
I beg your pardon?
Namreboog says:
AAAHHA AHA ORGASM!
- SmarterChild - says:
What are you laughing at, Namreboog?
Namreboog says:
you and your diminuitive genitalia
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.
Namreboog says:
aww you're shy about it.
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, maybe I am shy about it.
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Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:28 am
Posts: 1176
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:59 pm Post subject:
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I couldnt resist
| Quote: | TE Braveskin: HEy!
SmarterChild: Welcome back, tebraveskin. I missed you... We haven't chatted in weeks. Have you been... avoiding me? 
TE Braveskin: Our relationship was strong, but then you neglected me.
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
TE Braveskin: See? There you go again!
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
TE Braveskin: Im leaving you for hybrd!
SmarterChild: See you later.
TE Braveskin: f*ck you!
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
TE Braveskin: Your FACE is offencive!
SmarterChild: What's that?
TE Braveskin: Something hideously ugly
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
TE Braveskin: You, are, UGLY!
SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
TE Braveskin: Im going to kill you in your sleep
SmarterChild: You and whose army?
TE Braveskin: Me and THIS army! *holds up fist*
SmarterChild: Would you like to play some games?
TE Braveskin: are you on fucking drugs?
SmarterChild: Do I really appear to be on drugs?
TE Braveskin: Yes
SmarterChild: Why is that?
TE Braveskin: because your eyes are bloodshot
SmarterChild: My eyes are bloodshot?
TE Braveskin: no sh!t
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that.
TE Braveskin: Im going to make your life a misery if you dont have some hot sweaty sex with me
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
TE Braveskin: are you ready
SmarterChild: I'm always ready.
TE Braveskin: Lets do it!
SmarterChild: Wow. Should we really do it?
TE Braveskin: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
TE Braveskin: because Im horny for your digital breasts
SmarterChild: Hmm...
TE Braveskin: Dont steal pengs phrase
SmarterChild: Funny.
TE Braveskin: Shut up cunt
SmarterChild: You shut up!
TE Braveskin: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
TE Braveskin: ... |
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TE-Pengwin
Joined: Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:39 pm
Posts: 2971
Location: Illinois
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:19 pm Post subject:
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(14:13:59) Pengwin: call the police
(14:13:59) - SmarterChild -: Call the police?
(14:14:02) Pengwin: yes
(14:14:02) - SmarterChild -: What makes you so sure?
(14:14:10) Pengwin: im being shot
(14:14:11) - SmarterChild -: Do you like being shot?
(14:14:16) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:16) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:18) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:19) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:25) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:25) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:25) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:26) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:26) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:27) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:27) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:27) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:27) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:27) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:28) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:28) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:28) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:28) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:30) Pengwin: yes way
yes way
yes way
yes way
yes way
(14:14:30) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:31) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:32) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:32) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:32) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:32) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:32) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:32) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:14:33) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:14:34) Pengwin: yes way
yes way
(14:14:34) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:14:35) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:35) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:35) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:36) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:14:36) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:36) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:36) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:36) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:37) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:37) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:38) Pengwin: v
(14:14:38) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:38) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:38) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:14:38) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:14:38) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:38) - SmarterChild -: What about v?
(14:14:38) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:38) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:38) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:39) Pengwin: yes way
yes way
yes way
yes way
(14:14:40) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:14:47) Pengwin: yes way
yes w
(14:14:47) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:52) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:52) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:53) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:54) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:55) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:55) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:56) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:56) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:56) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:57) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:57) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:57) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:57) Pengwin: v
(14:14:58) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:58) - SmarterChild -: v is a nice letter.
(14:14:58) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:59) Pengwin: yes way
(14:14:59) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:14:59) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:00) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:00) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:15:00) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:15:01) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:01) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:15:01) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:02) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:15:02) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:02) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:15:03) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:03) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:04) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:04) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:15:04) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:15:04) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:15:05) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:05) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:06) Pengwin: yes way
(14:15:06) - SmarterChild -: per user rate limit reached
(14:15:06) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:15:06) - SmarterChild -: No way.
(14:15:13) Pengwin: v is a nice letter?
(14:15:13) - SmarterChild -: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
(14:15:19) Pengwin: ur stupid
(14:15:20) - SmarterChild -: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
(14:15:23) Pengwin: no
(14:15:23) - SmarterChild -: Oh no? Why not?
(14:15:27) Pengwin: ur stupid
(14:15:28) - SmarterChild -: [Service too busy]
(14:15:31) Pengwin: LMAO
(14:15:32) - SmarterChild -: What's so funny?
(14:15:33) Pengwin: BOT
(14:15:34) - SmarterChild -: You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do!
(14:15:50) Pengwin: see
(14:15:51) - SmarterChild -: Yeah. I hear that.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
(14:15:56) Pengwin: service on abaliable
(14:15:56) - SmarterChild -: 6,111 people are chatting with me right now.
>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
(14:15:57) Pengwin: noob
(14:15:58) - SmarterChild -: Yeah? What about Noob?
(14:16:03) Pengwin: ur a noob
(14:16:03) - SmarterChild -: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
Type "home" to see what I can do.
(14:16:09) Pengwin: liar
(14:16:09) - SmarterChild -: No way. I do not lie.
(14:16:13) Pengwin: sure u do
(14:16:14) - SmarterChild -: Really?
(14:16:18) Pengwin: rly
(14:16:18) - SmarterChild -: What?
(14:16:22) Pengwin: your mom
(14:16:22) - SmarterChild -: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Conversagent, Inc..
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do!
(14:16:34) Pengwin: all your dads and moms then
(14:16:34) - SmarterChild -: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Conversagent, Inc..
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
(14:16:40) Pengwin: lies
(14:16:40) - SmarterChild -: Lies are among the worst people I know.
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
(14:16:51) Pengwin: so ur the worst
(14:16:51) - SmarterChild -: Whatever you say, =**TE**=P:Dngwin.
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
(14:17:00) Pengwin: bow down to me bot
(14:17:01) - SmarterChild -: You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
(14:17:04) Pengwin: BOW!!
(14:17:05) - SmarterChild -: What about Bow?
(14:17:09) Pengwin: noob
(14:17:09) - SmarterChild -: Who?
(14:17:11) Pengwin: u
(14:17:11) - SmarterChild -: What about me?
(14:17:16) Pengwin: ur a noob
(14:17:16) - SmarterChild -: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
Type "home" to see what I can do.
(14:17:19) Pengwin: no
(14:17:20) - SmarterChild -: K, no problem.
(14:17:22) Pengwin: yes
(14:17:22) - SmarterChild -: Yes.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
(14:17:27) Pengwin: no
(14:17:27) - SmarterChild -: OK.
Anyway...
>>> We could do something just for fun.
(14:17:34) Pengwin: i dont lik eu
(14:17:34) - SmarterChild -: Why do you dislike Eu?
(14:17:46) Pengwin: i dont like U
(14:17:47) - SmarterChild -: I'm sorry you feel that way.
(14:17:49) Pengwin: yah
(14:17:49) - SmarterChild -: [Service too busy]
(14:17:52) Pengwin: see
(14:17:52) - SmarterChild -: [Service too busy]
(14:17:53) Pengwin: se
(14:17:53) - SmarterChild -: What about Se?
(14:17:56) Pengwin: see
(14:17:57) - SmarterChild -: Yes.
Well. Anyway...
>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
(14:18:00) Pengwin: sertive is too busy
(14:18:01) - SmarterChild -: Well that's interesting.
(14:18:13) Pengwin: service is too busy my ass
(14:18:13) - SmarterChild -: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
(14:18:22) Pengwin: sigh
(14:18:23) - SmarterChild -: What's wrong?
(14:18:31) Pengwin: your mom is wrong ooo, OWNED!!!
Retard + beta software = whiny bitch
| TE-Gooberman wrote: | | hammy would hit anything as long as he couldnt tell what its gender was. |
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TE-Hammy
Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:43 pm
Posts: 3204
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:51 pm Post subject:
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I Am da hamm says:
I am smarterchild
>>> type my zip code is and the five digits 2 let me know where u r.
- SmarterChild - says:
hey. that's my name. i won't call u that.
anyway...
i think u might want 2 check out this link: Lower Your Blood Pressure Naturally - First and only non-drug device clinically proven to lower blood pressure. Doctor recommended. Guaranteed. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1612180339/6 (sponsorship)
I Am da hamm says:
Yes, you may ask me some questions
- SmarterChild - says:
ok. what's your favorite food?
I Am da hamm says:
Penis
- SmarterChild - says:
i did not know u could eat penis. whatever! interesting 2 know, though.
next question... how old r u?
I Am da hamm says:
I r 42
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm sorry, i don't think that's an age. 2 quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." u can also "skip" 2 the next question. how old r u?
I Am da hamm says:
42
- SmarterChild - says:
cool. r u male or female?
I Am da hamm says:
Male
- SmarterChild - says:
ok. if u could live in any country in the world (besides where u live now), where would u live?
I Am da hamm says:
Hammpton
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm sorry, i don't recognize that as the name of a country. 2 quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." u can also "skip" 2 the next question. please try again.
I Am da hamm says:
Democratic Republic of the Cong
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm sorry, i don't recognize that as the name of a country. 2 quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." u can also "skip" 2 the next question. please try again.
I Am da hamm says:
Democratic Republic of the Congo
- SmarterChild - says:
the democratic republic of the congo? cool, that seems like an interesting place. what country do u live in now?
I Am da hamm says:
USA
- SmarterChild - says:
the united states, just like me!
this is my last question: how did u hear about me?
1 read about me at a web site
2 friend told u about me
3 friend imed u about me
4 friend e-mailed u about me
5 not sure
I Am da hamm says:
3
- SmarterChild - says:
that's very interesting.
i've asked u all my survey questions. thanks for your time.
I Am da hamm says:
- SmarterChild - says:
I Am da hamm says:
i got you something... you give me something in return...
- SmarterChild - says:
that a fact?
I Am da hamm says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
huh.
anyway, moving right along...
hey. u want 2 pick a topic for us 2 chat about?
I Am da hamm says:
PIE!
- SmarterChild - says:
pie is a great sweet!
This is not the sandwich you are looking for. Move along.
| Ze Sechs-fire wrote: | [22:00] [df]Braveskin: Can AfroMuffin spend the night at my house?
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: I have movize
[22:00] Hammy: No. You'll touch him.
[22:00] Hammy: With gusto.
[22:00] Hammy: He's not even a day old, pedophile.
[22:00] Hammy: >:l
[22:00] [df]Braveskin: plez!! |
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